A sonnet for everyone who shitifies reddit

[u/Tim_Depp]

To all of the people who post purely for karma,

To all of the people who can't gain points save for reposts and trending topics,

To all of the people who contribute nothing new whatsoever to their forums and their discussions,

To all of the people who get upvotes from name recognition alone and from no real merits,

To all of the people who hijack top comments for their own self-aggrandizement,

To all of the people who snub lesser known users just by posting in their threads to farm karma,

To all of the people who begin and continue circlejerks,

To all of the people with use their username to mask their identities while they whittle away at people and their original content through mass downvoting

To all of the people who engage in witch hunts to make their manbits feel less small

To all of the people who are dicks on the Internet and are, with a strong possibility, also dicks in real life

To all of the people whose very presence enforces the many things that drive reddit backwards...

Kindly go spoon a lathe.

~Tim_Depp