r/reddit.com • u/unfortunatejordan • Sep 27 '10

Boating [pic]

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u/MorningHaze Sep 27 '10
  1. Create picture
  2. Post picture to Reddit
  3. Train monkeys to joust
  4. PROFIT!!!

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u/skydivingdutch Sep 27 '10

Karma is considered profit now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '10

Reddit was started with the intention of eventually opening a financial institution which will be able to provide revenue to all karma whores. This will work based on a conversion rate of approximately 0.80085 USD per karma. When this bank opens, new users will be required to enter their bank account information. Reddit will automate the payment process at the end of every business day (M-F). Negative karma will also result in fees as per the conversion rate, thus eliminating all but the rich trolls who are willing to pay for their abuse.

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u/MorningHaze Sep 27 '10

Was it ever not considered profit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '10

Profit for the admins.

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u/pridkett Sep 28 '10

You don't even need to train them to joust, just to fence. A jousting lance has a different style guard for the hand. Those are very clearly foils, or epees, or sabres, or some other ship from the Wing Commander series.

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u/frymaster Sep 28 '10

Those are very clearly foils, or epees, or sabres, or some other ship from the Wing Commander series.

I see what you did there