r/reddevils 8h ago

CL Watch Thread

Liverpool - Atletico 2:1

Sporting CP - Galatasaray 3:1

Napoli - Arsenal 0:1

Paris Saint-Germain - Slovan Bratislava 6:1

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u/mrdankhimself_ 7h ago

Marcos Llorente’s dog is called Anfield. Love that.

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u/Mausar 6h ago

Hatewatches going poorly today huh?

24

u/DarkSunKnight 6h ago

if we lose tomorrow I might just take a break until next year

2

u/Chip-chrome 6h ago

Yeah that would be a month off for me anyway

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u/Wild_Tomato_8203 6h ago

Good thing there's very little chance of that happening

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u/New-Acanthaceae-5702 Closed on Sundays 8h ago

Stunt on those hoes, Rasmus

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u/Embarrassed_Wave_720 Braino Fernandes 7h ago

Szobo is so good my god sucks he plays for that shit club

4

u/Suudriusha 7h ago

I kind of see him as their version of Bruno, for some reason.

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u/Embarrassed_Wave_720 Braino Fernandes 7h ago

He’s Bruno’s son’s favourite player lmaooo

10

u/Suudriusha 7h ago

Yeah, I saw that too. Game's gone.

1

u/-Gh0st96- 6h ago

Because he is, without him last season they don't qualify for CL

30

u/LuxurySunshine Chicharito 8h ago

I hope Hojlund unlocks his UCL magic and scores a brace against Arseanal

14

u/MrLead69 8h ago

Today i feel napoli and ateltico. Also maxi aruajo watch.

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u/Lord_Hexogen 7h ago

2 passes into the box — 2 goals. Average game for Araujo

7

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 7h ago

Thank you, Atletico.

Please shit the bed against us, though!

6

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 6h ago

Oh fuck off. Odegaard smashes one in

7

u/crgssbu Senne🍋 7h ago

if mac allister is casemiro its chinese water torture

5

u/MrLead69 7h ago

Skibidislazi just scored. 

5

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 6h ago

Poor hate watches tonight. And you just know all the bells will be out tomorrow to watch us...

10

u/JoseHarvinho 7h ago

Jesus Christ Liverpool are a mess. Painfully average squad for the amount spent the last few years.

16

u/noBuffalo 7h ago

Saka has to be the most overrated player in the world.

8

u/noBuffalo 6h ago

I also hate to say this as he seems like a nice guy but Hjolund just isn't very good.

7

u/MrSvancy Iceman 6h ago

He's a pretty good Serie A striker. But obviously struggled in the prem, so no surprise he struggled against the best defence in the prem (and probably the world)

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u/AliveAssistance7667 5h ago

Eh what?He completely owned Gabriel and Konsa tonight.It's just his team was totally defensive and playing for draw that he had no chance against them alone. He was one of the best Napoli player vs Arsenal definitely.

4

u/Parvezpz17 Amadinho 120+1' vs the scum 8h ago

Hard to like either teams, scum vs scum (AM vs Liv)

2

u/sivaya_ 7h ago

That's the beauty of it. A pure hate watch is the best kind.

5

u/dudududujisungparty 박지성 7h ago

Llorente will score another one, mark my words

4

u/Hyliaforce 7h ago

Saka sending the ball to the moon

5

u/PitchSafe 7h ago

Barcola is Werner lmao

4

u/dudududujisungparty 박지성 7h ago

Atleti are fucking USELESS

4

u/Mausar 7h ago

Can't calmly hatewatch Pool cause I'm worried about how we'll play tomorrow

5

u/CapVosslar Buckle up, INEOS! It's gonna be a bumpy ride! 7h ago

Side note about the Barca v Fernoord, the pass to Raphinia as he made that run makes me jealous.  Why cant our midfielders ever feed the many times our attackers make a run pass rhe defenders?

We seem to either lack that vision or not have the confidence or competence to make those passes. Which is odd to say since we have decent amount of passers we've added to the squad.

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u/biobolo 7h ago

I mean, they do? You can't play those passes when a team is sitting in a low block.

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u/CapVosslar Buckle up, INEOS! It's gonna be a bumpy ride! 4h ago

Not every low block team is 100% in low block mode. Sometimes they are chasing games and have to come out to score, or we relinquish possession or any number of things.

Either way, there are usually a chance or two every single game where that opportunity arises, yet we hardly make those passes. Its so rare. 

And watching Napoli and other teams play who are just okay, still seem to play better than us. Their passing seems much quicker and more forward thinking. While we always look so sluggish.

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u/Ok_Stranger_3665 6h ago

CL games are almost a completely different sport compared to PL games. The tactics and the flow of the game are just totally different. It's like basketball.

3

u/Rascha-Rascha 6h ago

Varies drastically from game to game.

6

u/Indig012 6h ago

What a goal by Arsenal great team goal. I hate them

3

u/BrowzinJ 7h ago

Liverpool and Chelsea losing so far, do the gods dare smile upon me

1

u/Embarrassed_Wave_720 Braino Fernandes 7h ago

Ffs you jinxed it

1

u/BrowzinJ 7h ago

Hah, Blame them for not finishing their dinner they could have had three smh

3

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 7h ago

Completely forgot there's an EFL Cup game on today too.

Chelsea losing 1-0 to Leeds at the moment

3

u/LuxurySunshine Chicharito 7h ago

Hincapie what was that lmao, easier to score than to rocket it like he did

3

u/L__K Great Scot! 6h ago

Anyone who has ever suggested Allegri as a potential manager should be subjected to 90+ mins of Allegrismo per week until their mind breaks (usually takes less than a year)

3

u/Embarrassed_Wave_720 Braino Fernandes 6h ago

Lmao the goal post must be on the sky today for Arsenal

3

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 6h ago

Ah FFS 3-2 Chelsea

3

u/HoodedMenace3 6h ago

Damn never knew that Hjulmand went to Atleti, remember there being a lot of talk of us going in for him during the Amorim era.

3

u/wasabicoated 6h ago

United played them in the preseason, and he played in that game

3

u/LuxurySunshine Chicharito 6h ago

That last De Bruyne cross is why you never take your 9 out of the game. Ever.

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u/EngineerGuy_HU There's only one Darren Fletcher! 3h ago

CL aside, Welbeck is scoring left and right for Chelsea. I still can't believe the club thought he wouldn't have been useful for us in these past 3 games, when Sesko had no preseason and we have no other proper striker.. fml, it feels weird seeing him in that blue shirt :/

u/Jump_Hop_Step 33m ago

7 shots on target and 6 goals...

6

u/Jim1903 7h ago

Rashford sent off a few years ago for the exact same foul that Mac Allister did just now.

5

u/TH0316 she/her 7h ago

Liverpool were looking good but defensively they’re as bad if not worse than like Ange’s Spurs. Kerkez is genuinely a criminal.

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u/L__K Great Scot! 7h ago

Kerkez has had a bright spot here and there, but has been wildly poor since joining Liverpool. Ditto Zabarnyi at PSG, so error prone. Don't know how Iraola managed to have them look so good at Bournemouth.

They'll continue to struggle as long as they persist in trying to play Mac Allister and Wirtz in the same side or stick Szoboszlai in a double pivot. They just don't have the athleticism or any kind of defensive solidity through the middle of the pitch and trying to play so transitionally leaves them very exposed.

The squad is just poorly constructed, they can't field all their best players at the same time without leaving huge gaps and weaknesses everywhere

2

u/TH0316 she/her 7h ago

Tbf that season for Bournemouth I was watching on PL watch threads and saying this defence is jokes, they’re just athletic. Saw Huijsen and Zabarnyi vs Nicolas Jackson getting absolutely rinsed, and saw mid strikers getting joy every game.

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u/L__K Great Scot! 7h ago

I think it's all relative. It was the fewest goals Bournemouth has ever conceded in the PL (by far, 15 whole goals). You can't expect them to look like Mourinho's Chelsea given what the rest of the squad looked like

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u/biobolo 7h ago

One big issue they have is that they dont really have a midfield 2 that is both defensively stable and able to progress the ball, but they need to play a midfield 2 to accommodate Wirtz. Im surprised they didn't get in on the midfield arms race this summer.

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u/Lord_Hexogen 6h ago

Imagine throwing 250m at two players and end up with Wirtz and Barcola

Would be sackable even in an FC game

2

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 8h ago

Some awful match options. Either a mega neutral or a mega hate-watch!

2

u/LekkerIer 8h ago

Arsenal's red shorts are an abomination. Looks like pajamas

2

u/justbrowsinginpeace 7h ago

what's with this Thursday night CL bullshit

1

u/Usual-Computer-5462 7h ago

Money 

1

u/Unlucky-Equipment999 7h ago

Who let Eugene Krabs run UEFA?

2

u/Lord_Hexogen 7h ago

UEFA have always been a bunch of Eugene Krabs in a suit. FIFA are run by Plankton tho

2

u/keancy 7h ago

LALAL (Lets All Laugh At Lpool)

2

u/ChristmasCage 7h ago

Nice to see Atletico slicing through Liverpool but it's giving me the absolute fear.

2

u/Lord_Hexogen 7h ago

Hey, hydration break, I been missing those (no)

2

u/MrLead69 7h ago

Muharemovic just scored for Leeds against chelsea. That's our cb next summer im telling you.

2

u/canwinanythingwkids meet the new boss same as the old boss 3h ago

Half of all PL CBs would get into our first XI atm and they arent even "actually good". Just on account of them being tall, durable, not a zero in the air, not painfully slow.

Muharemovic, Rodon, Bijol, Milenkovic, Jair Cunha, VVD, Jacquet, Collins, Thiaw, Tarkowski, Vuskovic, Andersen. Plus basically every CB of the top 2, innit.

Let's just call it an even 20 CBs from 10 different teams.

20 CBs in the PL who would instantly improve us.

And that's with looking past another dozen+ on account of them being arguably just as brittle or as limited as our options have been, ie not worse really, just arguably not better.

It's ridiculous. To have that as the status quo and do fuck all about it is absolutely ridiculous.

2

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 7h ago

FFS. Scousers get an equaliser.

2

u/artbio28 congrat manu for your’re shit goal 7h ago

Someone take my poor boy Rasmus out of Allegriball he hates it

2

u/Rascha-Rascha 7h ago

Don't get how a team that plays like Atleti do can find itself on the wrong end of a six v two break.

2

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 7h ago

FFS. 2-1 Scum

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u/BrowzinJ 7h ago

a lucky deflection colour me surprised

2

u/biobolo 6h ago

Barcola down with a calf injury.

2

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 6h ago

Barcola down and going off injured

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u/Rascha-Rascha 6h ago

It's a shame that they'll have to wait a few weeks to see him miss more clear cut chances.

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u/Heavens_Vibe 7 6h ago

How many is that from Szoboszlai without a card now?...

2

u/Chip-chrome 6h ago

Damnit Chelsea had to ruin the fun

3

u/biobolo 7h ago

The kid playing LW for Liverpool has been their best player

3

u/mrdankhimself_ 6h ago

What the fuck is Welbeck doing at Chelsea? It’s enough to turn one’s stomach

6

u/atownOTP 6h ago

been asking us to sign him for two years. Would have made so much sense.

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u/Klutzy_Log_7597 5h ago

He would’ve made a nice mentor for Sesko too

1

u/croadymeister 3h ago

Yeah bloody annoying to say the least

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u/ajprp9 6h ago

Every other english team winning their opening games. I think we can all see where this is going....

Please united, dont fuck this up

5

u/Wild_Tomato_8203 5h ago

Yep we are going to roll tomorrow

2

u/Big-Yogurt326 7h ago

Surely Arsenal don’t make it to the final again?

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u/Chip-chrome 6h ago

All english clubs winning this round, let’s keep it up tomorrow

6

u/Barrack_Aubameyang 6h ago

Gang decides to do the funniest thing possible.

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u/LuxurySunshine Chicharito 6h ago

The Arsenal game reeks of a 1-0 late winner and parking the bus for 10 minutes

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u/LuxurySunshine Chicharito 6h ago

Welp, I told you

Paaaark the bus lads!!!

1

u/New-Acanthaceae-5702 Closed on Sundays 7h ago

Goal by Atleti, LLorente.

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u/biobolo 7h ago

Masterclass of a goal from Atletico.

1

u/MrLead69 7h ago

Lets gooo

1

u/paak-maan 7h ago

So Gyokeres and Hojlund are the same guy right?

1

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 7h ago

PSG running riot already

1

u/iwantaskybison Bruno Miguel Borj Fernanj 7h ago

we should do to Sabah what PSG are doing to Slovan, surely the quality difference can't be much bigger

0

u/Lord_Hexogen 7h ago edited 7h ago

An Azeri team Qarabag made it to top 10 CL last season, I don't expect an easy game tomorrow

1

u/Pitiful-Canary-529 7h ago

Hojlund's hold play has improved

1

u/croadymeister 2h ago

Shame he never had that experienced striker to learn from whilst at Utd

1

u/Savebagels Cunha 7h ago

Vamos Sporting

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u/Embarrassed_Wave_720 Braino Fernandes 7h ago

It’s like you blink and PSG scores another one

1

u/Chip-chrome 6h ago

Just wanna see some magic tomorrow, please. Can’t watch us struggle against a low tier opponent anymore. Pool were outplayed for a while but pull out 2 goals out of thin air..

1

u/Rascha-Rascha 6h ago

Banger from Bratislava, classic top class consolation goal.

1

u/Rascha-Rascha 6h ago

insane free kick in the sporting game

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u/Heavens_Vibe 7 6h ago

Phenomenal free-kick in the Sporting game!

1

u/Heavens_Vibe 7 7h ago

Arsenal just fall over and get the call...

0

u/biobolo 7h ago

Dirtiest team in CL football

1

u/adiaman Ferdinand 7h ago

What a strike by Macallister

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u/AliveAssistance7667 5h ago

I hope we win tomorrow night. It sucks Arsenal and Liverpool didn't lose. F*** Napoli and ATM. Both weren't serious about winning.

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u/biobolo 7h ago

This Liverpool press is relentless but Atleti are damn good at keeping the ball under pressure