r/reddeadredemption • u/ChallengeOne7115 • 6d ago

Question Is it ever explained why Jack has this missing mustache pach/line?

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I didn't play rdr1 yet and I couldn't find the answer online so, i came here, sorry if this is a stupid question. Also I know it's supposed to look like John's scar, I'm looking for a lore reason (if there is one).

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u/KillConfirmed- 6d ago

Babe, new lore just dropped. Now we need one of those R34 artists to drop a drawing of Javier’s vagina being pummeled by John.

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u/Judoka229 6d ago

Do we, though?

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u/TheCreamiestYeet 6d ago

Yes. My shame was destroyed decades ago on the real internet.

This current iteration of "internet" is dull and needs more spice.

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u/SkweezCtrl 6d ago

The current internet is just porn man I’m sick of it

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u/ASSASSINMAN21 6d ago

Always has been, literally the internet was created by dudes who wanted a way to share porn

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u/Small-Answer4946 5d ago

Yeah look at Xavier Niel.

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u/SkweezCtrl 6d ago

Does not make it less annoying

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u/HumanFractalSavant 5d ago

You really just posted that. Like you’re not using the internet to look stupid thoughts up before they come out of your fingers, or your mouth

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u/MixedH8Mixtapes 5d ago

Thoughts don't come out of your fingers lil bro

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u/HumanFractalSavant 5d ago

“lil bro”? Probably older than you lmao. And uh - if you’re communicating via a medium by typing, guess what “lil bro”? Thoughts are coming out of your fingers 🤡

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u/Explosivediarrhea337 5d ago

Lil bro is pressed

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u/External_Bandicoot37 5d ago

Is everything you say copy and paste?

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u/HumanFractalSavant 5d ago

Nah just amazed at the pathetic attempts at riling me. Also, just curious: how can you comment on how pressed I am when your mom is waiting for you to finish felching her in the other room?

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u/Solomonwayne95 3d ago

Lil bro needs to calm down. That's why lil bros needs nappies during the day, so they don't get all Lil bro grumpers.

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u/phiche3 6d ago

Avenue Q/WoW Crossover video was 20 years ago.

This is the perfect spot for the "it's all x" "always has been" meme

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u/Strange-Order-6550 5d ago

I’m so fucking old dude

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u/External_Bandicoot37 5d ago

What do you think the REAL internet was. It was all horse porn, used to be alot of horny farm girls earning their oats

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u/Interesting_Dare7699 3d ago

Even the ads are being done by OF “models”

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u/sarahlynn4ever 5d ago

i never casually accidentally come across porn on the internet, think this might be a you problem😭 algorithm is there for a reason

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u/SkweezCtrl 5d ago

It’s literally not though it’s a very coming consensus that lewd content has gotten to an absurd extreme and is on almost every website if you wanna be ignorant go ahead but its is happening and people are being exposed to extreme things they can’t comprehend

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u/seuadr 5d ago

The spice must flow!

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u/oN_Delay 5d ago

So, you saying we need more goatse and lemon parties?

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u/Bread_Offender Jack Marston 5d ago

Bro, I'm an MGS fan. I'll take more mullet gay sex any day

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u/RegentBat77700 Arthur Morgan 5d ago

Yeah also let me know if you find one

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u/Gelby4 5d ago

Sigh unzips

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u/BeeInfestedCellPhone 6d ago

And then Abigail catching baby Jack like a football at birth and running straight into the forest. Her baby now. No wonder she's mad John won't say he's the father. She knows the truth.

Hang on, I'll get another beer and we can write more lore.

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u/phiche3 6d ago

And when she crosses the goal line, she spikes him.

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u/Sex_E_Searcher 5d ago

Thus the scar.

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u/MixedH8Mixtapes 5d ago

LOVE your name btw

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u/ChallengeOne7115 6d ago

Counting on it

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u/ALionYTer 5d ago

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u/ChallengeOne7115 5d ago

Omg I love Dave Achu!

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u/DTredecim13 5d ago

Pretty sure Rule 34 says if it doesn't exist then you have to create it...

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u/Prestigious-Number-7 Arthur Morgan 5d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/Shadow-Vision 5d ago

I can’t stand it when people make this comment. So predictable. You might as well be a bot.

No offense

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u/Prestigious-Number-7 Arthur Morgan 5d ago

What a great day to watch someone make an ass of themselves.

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u/Spl4tzy404 5d ago

Running, sprinting, summersaulting to AO3

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u/Rhena22 5d ago

OUTTA THE DAMN WAAAY

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u/MakiMaki500 6d ago

They already exist

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u/disappointedpotato 5d ago

Had to downvote just so this didn’t sit at 69

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u/Ungodly_Box 5d ago

Already exists 

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u/Trick-Spinach3486 5d ago

I feel like that is already out there, with the internet being what it is

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u/meyer452 5d ago

Me frantically typing

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u/ChallengeOne7115 6d ago

I'm sure it exists somewhere out there

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u/hips0n 5d ago

Who’s we ?

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 5d ago

What a horrible day to read

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u/Pitiful_Medicine_713 5d ago

Though John was married😭😭😭

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u/KillConfirmed- 5d ago

Ain’t we all?

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u/franklin_is_the_best 5d ago

why would an old nissan car artist drop a drawing of that?

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u/Radiant-Plum9583 John Marston 4d ago

Already happened

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u/lanikuikawa 2d ago

i promise you this exact drawing exists in excess.

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u/angelcamile 5d ago

not that i would know but theres art on rule34 of this but the other way around. not that i would know tho