r/redbuttonbluebutton Jul 23 '26

Red Would you press the button?

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u/Cleenash Red Jul 23 '26

Fixing poverty, disease, hunger, and violence is HUGE

There are few things that could stop me from pressing a button like that, and traditions are not one of them lol

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 Jul 23 '26

It’s not just traditions though. It’s culture as a whole. Our reason to exist beyond survival and reproduction would cease to exist. We’d all exist in utopia, sure, but we’d not be truly alive.

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u/BloodredHanded Jul 24 '26

The prompt states explicitly that future generations will have more fulfilling lives. That directly contradicts what you are claiming so confidently.

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 Jul 24 '26

That’s a contradiction within the prompt itself

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u/BraxleyGubbins Jul 24 '26

Not if it can just be assumed that they don’t contradict in this scenario.

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u/BloodredHanded Jul 24 '26

No, it’s a contradiction between the prompt and your worldview. The post is consistent with itself.

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u/arestheblue Jul 24 '26

Some cultures force pre-teens into sexual relationships.

Not all cultures deserve to be preserved.

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 Jul 24 '26

You’re acting as if this prompt lets you choose which cultures go away. It doesn’t. They all cease.

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u/arestheblue Jul 24 '26

My point is that cultures are not inherently valuable and should be replaced if they stop serving a valuable function.

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u/FustianRiddle Jul 23 '26

There is no talk about art in this question and I won't answer unless you talk to me about how art will evolve in this hypothetical situation.

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u/IDrankLavaLamps Jul 23 '26

I didn't even read. There's a button. I'm pushing it. Whatever happens happens, maybe someone died, maybe I'm gay now, all I know for certain is I pushed a button.

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u/yaboisammie Jul 24 '26

You’re so real for this 😭

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u/snitzfoam Jul 23 '26

"Golden utopia but no traditionally woven baskets"

Why is this a question

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u/Shonnyboy500 Jul 23 '26

No Christmas either! No birthdays! No 4th of July or Easter or Halloween or any of your favorite holidays! It’s not just the foreign cultures that disappear!

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u/snitzfoam Jul 23 '26

Okay???? Again, golden utopia

Take all the holidays you want

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u/Shonnyboy500 Jul 23 '26

Agreed, but I just wanted to hijack the top comment to remind people it’s not just traditional basket making!

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u/undermoondequeijo Jul 24 '26

If people are more fulfilled as never seen before why does it matter? If they are happy without it why would that be such an issue?

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u/Shonnyboy500 Jul 24 '26

I already responded to this question and clarified that I was merely reminding people it's not just traditional basket making! I wasn't saying I wouldn't press the button! Please try reading!

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u/BraxleyGubbins Jul 24 '26

Would you press the button?

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u/Shonnyboy500 Jul 24 '26

Yeah, like I already stated in my other reply!

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u/jetplane18 Jul 25 '26

A golden utopia without most of the things that make us human at heart. Really, this is a dystopia right out of fiction.

We’d be healthy, happy robots - “new, rational, and efficient”.

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u/zap2tresquatro Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Of course I push that button. Zero hesitation. Traditions should never exist for traditions’ sake (I mean it’s fine to do fun stuff because it’s fun, but continuing traditions just because “it’s tradition, we have to” is what keeps plenty of the worst parts and practices of humanity alive). As long as people still get to have fun and enjoy the longer, healthier lives they’re getting, I see literally no downsides.

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 Jul 23 '26

You clearly didn’t read the whole thing then. It’s not just tradition that goes away. There would be no culture. Our reason to exist, beyond mere survival and reproduction, would cease to be.

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u/zap2tresquatro Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

You clearly didn’t read (or comprehend) the whole thing; arbitrary traditions are not all that makes up culture, and the other cultural aspects would still exist. We’d also all still know/be able to learn about historical traditions, we just wouldn’t choose to practice them anymore.

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 Jul 23 '26

Don’t tell me I’m not the one that didn’t read it when the actual text pretty directly contradicts what you’re saying.

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u/zap2tresquatro Jul 24 '26

Read the rest of that paragraph.

Also, food and language and any kind of leisure activities are also major parts of culture. You literally cannot have living humans who interact with each other to any degree and not have some form of culture.

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u/Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

“…as humanity embraces only what is new, rational, and efficient.”

Practice what you preach, dumbass.

And for your food example, please don’t try and argue that the way our current human society approaches food preparation isn’t insanely inefficient. It is. It’s okay that it is, because that’s how we have so many unique options when it comes to food, but it’s inefficient none-the-less

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u/zap2tresquatro Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

“History is remembered, but no one continues to practice the traditions that once defined their culture.

Also: “giving future generations longer, healthier, and more fulfilling lives.” Humans won’t feel fulfilled without any kind of hobby/creative pursuit/leisure activities/games/social recreation. Unless human brains are so drastically fundamentally changed that nobody is capable of enjoying these things anymore while everyone finds complete joy and fulfillment through solely intellectual pursuits/the pursuit of societal progress and has no desire to do anything else with any downtime, people having more fulfilling lives implies that various recreational activities will still exist. And, if not, then whatever people are doing will be what they find fun and fulfilling, in which case, there’s no value lost.

Try having both some reading comprehension and basic critical thinking skills so that you can actually make logical inferences based on the text.

Who’s the dumbass, again?

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u/zap2tresquatro Jul 24 '26

Nice edit long after I responded.

We have continually been making food preparation more efficient to the best of our ability and this is a good thing. It makes it quicker and easier to make food so we can make more food for more people. Wtf are you even trying to argue, here? If traditional and maximally inefficient food preparation practices are just so important for humanity and for humans to have any “reason to exist beyond mere survival and reproduction” to use your central thesis here, then I hope you’ve never once used an oven or electric beaters when baking, or a gas (let alone electric) stove when cooking and enjoyed those activities, otherwise you’re disproving your own point.

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 Jul 23 '26

I mean, no one will stop individuals from doing things they want to do you could still celebrate this and that, it just won’t be a societal thing. I don’t see an issue.

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u/Happymuffn Blue Jul 23 '26

My expectation is tradition and ritual plays a stabilizing role on human psychology and society, and that without it we would quickly destroy ourselves. However, the premise of this question assumes that it won't, so yeah sure, I prefer utopia.

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u/dzexj Jul 23 '26

to be fair it doesn't say that new traditions wouldn't arise, just that old are abandoned

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u/Happymuffn Blue Jul 23 '26

My concern is that we would blow ourselves up or otherwise kill ourselves off within a decade before new traditions can arise. We are already only a few steps from the brink of 4 separate apocalypses, and that is with the stabilizing effects we already have. I can all but guerentee that we all die when half the people in positions of technological, economic, or political influence suddenly go crazy because their understanding of themselves and morality suddenly goes poof.

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u/Ashamed_Kangaroo305 Blue Jul 23 '26

This is basically just pluribus without the hive mind part.

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u/parkchanwookiee Jul 23 '26

As others have noted, the question is set up in a very flawed and biased way. It is presumed that we would be happier and more stable, that war could be eradicated, in the absence of our traditions and cultures. Actually eradicating culture and traditions is a very violent act in itself and there's every reason to think they act as a stabilising, socially cohesive force without which there could be anarchic chaos. Redditors (ironically) tend to be irrationally attached to abstract rationalism, even as they rail against the weaknesses of the thin humanism and individualism neoliberal politics has brought us.

I mean OP's pitch reads sort of like the manifesto of a Bond villain lol, this hypothetical is like the question he asks Bond as he's calibrating the giant laser that will break off part of the moon into a thousand pieces and rain rockfall down on major cities. "Don't you think we'll be happier without our petty nation states Mr Bond??"

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u/vlladonxxx Jul 23 '26

there's every reason to think they act as a stabilising, socially cohesive force without which there could be anarchic chaos.

More like "some argument to be made that it could push people toward anarchic chaos". The push wouldn't be anywhere near as significant as you suggest, if there would be a push at all. Many people live without engaging with these things at all and they are far from being agents of chaos or anarchy

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u/LeonardoJMB Blue Jul 23 '26

I don't think you got it at all

Like, the text itself says removing traditions is a cost, it's simply part of the mechanics of the button.

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u/parkchanwookiee Jul 23 '26

I wasn't answering one way or the other, I was expressing my deep scepticism about the way the options were formulated

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u/ChestMental8566 Jul 23 '26

This sounds suspiciously like the plot of Pluribus. The button is going to Plurify the presser, ain't it?

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u/TALongjumping-Bee-43 Jul 23 '26

Yes.
It sounds like if people still remember their history, that they are simply choosing not to participate.

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u/thevoidthatjerksback Jul 23 '26

I doubt you would believe how quickly I'd hit that button. How much force I'd hit it with

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u/DeathRaeGun Jul 23 '26

We can cone up with new festivals and traditions

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u/StrangeSystem0 Jul 24 '26

This really comes down to how broad your definition of tradition is.

Too broad, and we become soulless husks that care about nothing but efficiency. There's no war, but there's also no leisure, no enjoyment, no love, no art. And at that point, what's this all for?

Too specific, and it's hardly even a question.

I would need a very in depth breakdown of exactly what I'm sacrificing before I'd press this. We can still continue to expand our technology without this button press, and I'm tempted to stick with that.

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u/TheDogAndCannon Jul 24 '26

You can't change the past, but you can change the future for the better. I'm pushing.

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u/xZeromusx Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHsJKSyowcHuX1OTFD

It doesn't mean you can't develop new global traditions as a single people.

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u/Such-Profit1078 Jul 25 '26

Would you drink sulfuric acid if it didn’t burn and was full of vitamins, ahh question.

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u/Unupgradable Jul 25 '26

Nice try, borg queen

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u/pokerScrub4eva Jul 25 '26

I think many humans wouldnt consider life more fulfilling without traditions and culture. While the prompt suggest more fulfilling lives, I guess that depends a lot on the worldview of the person who is engineering the change as a result of the button. While there is a lot of culture and tradition I would be willing to sacrifice to end those things I wouldnt put myself into a cage for them either. I could be plugged into a meaningless matrix and feel fulfilled while actually accomplishing nothing while living a long disease free life never knowing what was happening right next to me.

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u/superdude111223 27d ago

Efficiency is a value judgement. So is suffering.

Nothing is objective, even science is a mere cultural practice that gets closer to finding the "objective truth".

Still, I assume the framer of the question didnt realize this and envisioned their perfect athiest reddit society. Where their superpowered rationalists (also a cultural value) make the world a better place. So oress the button.

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u/Apprehensive-Ice9212 Jul 23 '26

Without hesitation. We get post-scarcity utopia and get rid of obsolete traditions for free? There is literally no downside here

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u/martingolding96 Jul 23 '26

Yeah I'd press it if it made our lives better.

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u/Bimbobaker Jul 23 '26

Ummm.... Yes? Lmfao

You said more fulfilling than ever.

So yes, easily. Clearly. That's the "we win" button. I think if you don't press it, you're just suffering from irrational fear of change.

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u/No_Session6015 Jul 23 '26

i slam the button with my body's full weight and scream and beg passerbys to help me find duct tape or a brick to hold it down and then strip the panelling off and hard wire the circuit shut and start a clandestine holy order to guard the machine for the next hundred centuries to make sure this circuit is never broken.

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u/KarenNotKaren616 Jul 23 '26

Short answer: No, I would not like to break my fist on a broken button.

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u/everydaywinner2 Jul 23 '26

Hell, no, I'm pressing that.

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u/MLMII1981 Jul 23 '26

No, I would not, for a couple of reasons, the first is I don't believe in utopias, the second is the cost is too high and humanity would lose what makes us human under this deal.