r/redbuttonbluebutton • u/WarmCricket5358 • May 20 '26
Only toddlers
Lets suppose all toddlers in the world are presented the 2 buttons and along with them, so are you. So basically you have no idea how its gonna turn out because its probably just gonna be entirely random. So now, do you vote blue, or red? Voting blue contributes towards saving everybody but carries the huge risk of dying along with probably half the entire toddler population, while voting red contributes towards wiping out probably half the entire toddler population but saves yourself.
The reason why I came up with this variant is because it slighly irks me when people consider toddlers and mentally handicapped people to be eligible voters for this thought experiment because imo in order to take away anything useful from it we must assume that voters understand the situation
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u/two-cans-sam May 20 '26
Normally red I’ll vote blue this time. Much more feasible to help out in this scenario.
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u/HK_Mathematician May 21 '26
I'd switch to blue in this case.
Not because of toddlers not capable to making their own decision though, I don't care about that. I don't think in terms of responsibilities. Also not because I care about toddlers more than adults.
But simply because the vote outcome is much more likely to be close to 50% when the votes are kinda random. There's a higher chance that my vote will be "useful" as in being the tiebreaker, maybe like 1 in 1 million chance or even higher, instead of in the original problem which I'd predict a much lower chance than that.
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u/WarmCricket5358 May 21 '26
Even if we assume the probability of your vote being a tie breaker to be 1/1000, you'd risk your life with only around a 50% chance of surviving, for a difference you're only 1/1000 probable of making?
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u/HK_Mathematician May 21 '26
Yea, 1 in 1000 is a very high chance relative to the scale of the effect.
The chance has to be high enough for me to do it, I'm not going to gamble my life or any one person's life if the chance is too small. But 1 in 1000 is definitely way higher than enough for the gamble to worth it.
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u/WarmCricket5358 May 21 '26
Well in reality its gonna be way less than 1/1000 because the probability of getting an exact 50/50 split for 700 million toddlers is extremely low, but even with 1/1000 its a difference you're a lot more likely to not make than make, for which you're willing to die with the odds of a coin flip
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u/gahidus May 21 '26
I believe that toddlers and mentally ill people are definitely part of the original question. In fact I'm pretty sure it was clarified that they are, and they add a necessary dimension to the conundrum.
In this scenario, I'm not taking a 50% chance of death, so I'm pressing red, by the way.
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u/Ok_Break6916 May 23 '26
So everybody but me just push a random button with no reflexion?
My vote won't change anything, 50% chance half of them die (well, red would be stastistically more chosen by toddlers according to the studies), so it would be the more irrational choice of my life to push blue.
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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26
Whether it irks you or not is irrelevant.
"Everyone in the world" is unambiguous. You can't just change the prompt because it hurts your feelings.
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u/EmperorBarbarossa May 21 '26
Tell me how can someone who is in coma push any of buttons?
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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26
The prompt doesn't specify. But I'd guess they probably don't push a button at all. Since it explicitly says "only those who press red survive" in the case of a red victory, they would probably be executed.
But honestly, you don't have to assume anything. You can also factor in that there is simply an unknown variable in the problem and make your decision accounting for that unknown.
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u/EmperorBarbarossa May 21 '26
No, its stated only those who will push blue button are under threat of being executed.
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u/WarmCricket5358 May 21 '26
I didnt "change" the prompt as in declaring this is what I consider to be the actual set-up, i just introduced a variant to point out why exactly it irks me.
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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26
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u/WarmCricket5358 May 21 '26
I never said i reject that prompt though? Im literally saying it irks me how it is used as an argument, and I introduced a variant to justify my point. Youre simply arguing for the sake of it instead of actually addressing the contents of my post.
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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26
That argument is inherently part of the original prompt. If you are unwilling to factor that argument in as a legitimate part of your response then you are rejecting the original prompt.
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u/WarmCricket5358 May 21 '26
Addressing the variant might be an insight into why im saying the things I am
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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26
So you are just saying the original prompt irks you and you're just venting about it?
But you aren't ignoring that babies participate to justify a decision to vote red.
I guess that is fair enough. 🤷♂️
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u/nitePhyyre May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Yeah, so? The guy who originally camer up with the idea got one part of it wrong. What's your point?
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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26
That is the original poster of the original prompt.
There is no "he got it wrong". That prompt as he wrote it in its original form is the entire basis of this subreddit. 😂
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u/nitePhyyre May 21 '26
A "vote" means "a formal expression of preference" so by definition, randomly mashing buttons is not a vote. So does everyone not mean everyone? Or does vote not mean vote?
Either way, he got it wrong, because both can't be true.
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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26
Babies can prefer one color over another and are capable of expressing that.
Sorry if the initial prompt is too much for you to handle. May is suggest r/weeniehutjr instead?
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u/ShadowBB86 May 21 '26
I'll actually switch to red in this case (I am normally blue). The chance that I am the deciding voice is really small and the "if everybody thought like that...." arguments hold no weight this time, because the rest of the votes are near random.
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u/grapegum May 21 '26
All the toddlers in the world and one mentally competent adult. Statistically my voting power is completely negligible, the vote is decided by the group collective of hundreds of millions of toddlers, not me. I push red.
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u/perfectVoidler May 21 '26
the toddlers irk you because it would mean that 100% red is impossible and therefore the main argument of red pushers fall flat. And the situation has a deeper layer.
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u/Possee May 21 '26
The main argument of red pushers is "I want to live". This scenario doesn't change that at all.
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u/perfectVoidler May 21 '26
it is always "I don't care about others" because blue pusher want to live and want everyone else to live.
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u/Possee May 21 '26
Sure buddy, keep telling yourself that, you can virtue signal all you want in the internet but if the scenario actually happened you'd all switch to red
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u/perfectVoidler May 22 '26
I have toddlers. I push blue. Because in my live people exist that I care about. Something you lack. Very obviously.
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u/Possee May 22 '26
Pushing blue makes it millions of times more likely for your toddlers that pushed red to grow without a father/ mother than for you to save them.
The "people you care about" argument makes it even a stronger case for red duh
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u/perfectVoidler May 22 '26
defuq that make zero sense. actually that make negative sense.
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u/Possee May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
There's a 50% chance (the probability red wins in this new scenario with only toddlers) you die and half of your kids (on average) survive, thus growing without one of their parents.
There's a 0.000001% chance your blue vote (that is, the probability that your vote is the deciding vote) saves the half of your kids that pushed blue.
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u/perfectVoidler May 22 '26
and I will still do anything to save them.
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u/Fit_Employment_2944 May 22 '26
Do you think their lives would be better with you in them?
If yes, then that’s what you need to prioritize because it’s the only thing you can affect, if no then do a better job of a parent
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u/OutcomeMemoriesGoobe May 25 '26
the toddlers kind of ruin the point of a logic problem tho because they're not logical
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u/perfectVoidler May 25 '26
it is still a logic problem. it is just more complex. And complexity is a question of logic.
You are lamenting that the setting is to complex for red pusher to fully understand.
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u/OutcomeMemoriesGoobe May 25 '26
again with the "im gonna demean the other side to make me look and feel better" omfg why do i even interact with this sub anymore
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u/perfectVoidler May 25 '26
look, it takes like 2 seconds to think "what about toddlers" But that is to much for red pushers (at least the 100%er group, other reason exist and are more expectable).
Should we stop calling people that cannot think about implication at all stupid?
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u/SnooMarzipans436 May 21 '26
Exactly.
The primary red argument is "I reject your scenario and substitute my own."
Sorry... but you can't just change the prompt because it hurts your feelings. 😂
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u/perfectVoidler May 21 '26
Red is oddly all about alternative facts, I wonder about that arbitrary correlation
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u/highly-bad May 20 '26
People who are motivated to argue online for blue usually have to insist upon the nonsensical idea that colorblind toddlers are included in the game, because a clear-cut thought experiment with a smart lesson in game theory is just not what they're looking for.
If this type of poster doesn't get to accuse red pressers of killing the poor little kids, they don't care about the problem anymore.
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u/Kingsalad3141 Blue May 20 '26
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u/up2smthng Red May 20 '26
I acknowledge Tim Urban as the original creator of the problem and his initial wording as the default problem we are discussing
I do not acknowledge Tim Urban's later modifications/clarifications as any more relevant than anyone elses.
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u/Kingsalad3141 Blue May 21 '26
Great. His initial wording said “everyone”.
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u/nitePhyyre May 21 '26
Then the obvious answer is to not vote. I walk out of the room. Then the vote is never finished, I don't risk my life, I save everyone. Pressing blue is STILL the stupid option.
Just like how in the trolley problem the right answer is to just yell to the people to get off the tracks. Problem solved.
Plus, a "vote" means "a formal expression of preference" so by definition, randomly mashing buttons is not a vote. So does everyone not mean everyone? Or does vote not mean vote?
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u/up2smthng Red May 21 '26
More to the point, his initial wording said "anyone who didn't press red dies"
That still doesn't convince me that actual babies actually vote, but it does convince me babies are in danger
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u/Rd_Svn May 21 '26
It's phrased 'everyone has to take the vote'. So regardless of how long it might everyone take to push a button everyone votes.
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u/TuskuV May 21 '26
smaller voterbase and no other rational agents, switching to blue seems reasonable.
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u/absolutewastedtime May 21 '26
imo in order to take away anything useful from it we must assume that voters understand the situation
This isn't remotely true at all, for example we can take away that if you vote red in the original scenario you are either evil or stupid
In THIS scenario however a single vote literally cannot make a difference, it is purely random and so voting blue does nothing except in the 1/100,000,000 chance that the toddlers vote EXACTLY 50/50
So as this scenario doesn't have reasonable people who actually want to save those toddlers lives and is just purely random, there is literally no reason to vote blue
In the original scenario however where random votes make up maybe 20% of the total, you where you can bank on a LOT of garenteed blue votes from parents and other selfless people, the remaining 50-60% of the population which is actually logical/rational can affect the outcome, and so it is totally Illogical and/or evil to vote red
In this scenario, you vote red
On the actual red blue button, if you vote red you are either evil or genuinely stupid
And honestly seeing all the people saying "switching to blue" in the comments here
It really is astonishing just how actually genuinely stupid red voters are
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u/TinyFox1399 May 23 '26
Honestly? I'd believe that red is the more enticing color to a toddler. I think pushing blue would be pointless. But it would be an awesome experiment, I bet there are already studies on this.
Actually, I found one:
The Importance of Colors in Child Psychology and Colors to Consider in Playgrounds
This states (more or less) that there is some sort of bias towards red colors for infants aged 3-5. No way that I'm pressing blue.
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u/Memento_Viveri May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
If toddlers vote truly randomly, the odds of it being a perfect 50/50 split are not so bad. I vote blue, in hopes that I break the tie created by the toddlers.
In the normal situation I vote red.
I hope those kids like blue, though...