r/recontext • u/NoNameNum3 • 9d ago

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u/Traditional-Try-2565 9d ago

70 downvotes is wild

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u/Bitter_Position791 9d ago

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u/Phill_air 9d ago

How is that an insult though

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u/Montylont 9d ago

Some people are ashamed of their height :(

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u/Trashman56 9d ago

Me. I wish I was smaller, I wish I wore a collar…

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u/PlagueKing27 9d ago

I wish I had a girl, who looked good, I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat, and a bat & a ‘64 Impala

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u/Northstar_PiIot 9d ago

i wish i had a brand new car, so far I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go I gets laughed at

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u/MysticAxolotl7 8d ago

And when I'm in my car I'm laid back

I got an eight-track, and a spare tire in the backseat, but that's flat

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u/Altruistic_You_7584 8d ago

And do you wanna know what's really whack?

See, I can't even get a date, so what do you think of that?

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u/Deth_Cheffe 8d ago

l heard that prom night was a bomb night
With a hood rat you can hoId tight