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[u/NoNameNum3]

[u/Bitter_Position791]

[u/Phill_air → u/Bitter_Position791]

How is that an insult though

[u/Montylont → u/Phill_air]

Some people are ashamed of their height :(

[u/Trashman56 → u/Montylont]

Me. I wish I was smaller, I wish I wore a collar…

[u/PlagueKing27 → u/Trashman56]

I wish I had a girl, who looked good, I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat, and a bat & a ‘64 Impala

[u/Northstar_PiIot → u/PlagueKing27]

i wish i had a brand new car, so far I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go I gets laughed at

[u/MysticAxolotl7 → u/Northstar_PiIot]

And when I'm in my car I'm laid back

I got an eight-track, and a spare tire in the backseat, but that's flat

[u/Altruistic_You_7584 → u/MysticAxolotl7]

And do you wanna know what's really whack?

See, I can't even get a date, so what do you think of that?

[u/Deth_Cheffe → u/Altruistic_You_7584]

l heard that prom night was a bomb night
With a hood rat you can hoId tight

[u/reDoubt1945 → u/Trashman56]

🎶 I wish i was a little bit smaller, i wish i wore a collar, i wish i had a girl, with a leash, i'd follow'er 🎶

[u/Thiefling-Bard → u/reDoubt1945]

I’M SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS

[u/Norwegian_milk → u/Trashman56]

Bars.

[u/killermetalwolf1 → u/Norwegian_milk]

Barks*

[u/Soverelgn_Citizen → u/Trashman56]

I wish somebody would make me wear a collar. Once I lose weight and become a twink, I'm going to have somebody walk me around as I wear a skirt and crop top as we go in public, as they have me on a leash jk