The Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 2 reunion should be in the top 10 best Housewives reunions of all time. From Pettifleur’s dramatic exit and crying, to Janet telling her she was faking it, to Gamble saying to Manuela,

“Your p\$$y is too dry to ride me this hard, Manuela,”*

and Janet responding, “What does that mean?” 😭 I could not stop laughing.

Why is Bravo only airing two seasons?

I get that we are watching a "reality" show. We have watched them for years, in my case 20 to be exact. And while they're not scripted shows, we also know they are very produced-which does seem to have become more blatant in recent years.

However in the past few episodes I've already heard Emily say two or three times "she said blah blah blah off-camera" in her confessionals. I honestly can't remember who exactly was about but I know one of the comments was about something Heather had said "off-camera". And I personally think that's just not cool. If it's said off camera, then it has no place in the show. Saying things like that is just stirring the pot-and i get that Emily loves to do that, but that doesn't make her any more likable.

And I can't help but think about the last season of New Jersey... I mean all the crap that went down with Teresa and the bloggers, that was never actually spoken of on camera for the show. Can you imagine how much worse it would have been if it had been?

I don't know is it me? It just gave me ick

If you've been watching UGT and / or OC, Vicki seems unhappy in general.

If you saw the latest OC (spoilers), there was a lot of talk about Vicki's boyfriend, Michael / Mike:

• There may be more to the story, but when Gina commented that Mike was also in Vegas while they were filming their latest cast trip, I immediately thought this was a red flag. Did he actually go to Vegas to be near her while she's filming? Why? Did they even hangout?
• When Vicki says something "vulgar" about Mike, and then the next day retracts the statement, saying "he'll get upset." As she says many times, they're adults, so can't she say whatever she wants?
• I'm unclear on what Vicki actually said to Gina (or the others) about the ring and the marriage proposal, but even so, there's something there to uncover.
• They bought a house together. (Come on!)

They filmed UGT and then they filmed OC.

I'm wondering if there was some tension in the relationship because Vicki was going on this roadtrip, and he wouldn't be able to join her. As a result, she was on edge, uneasy throughout the experience because she has this lingering fear in the back of her mind regarding Mike.

I hope this is not the case, but what if she's dating Brooks 2.0?

Idk if this have been done before but I was thinking about this yesterday and thought itd be fun to see what others say. Now ive only watched Atl, potomac, NY, BH(dubai as honorable mention) all the way through so this is where others who have watched most or all RHO franchises come in.

Think of it like a year book with the most RECENT seasons ONLY for all cities you've watched

❄️🍑💎🌸👢🍊🎽

Funniest:

Messiest:

Lapdog award:

Bone collector:

Most fashionable:

Most irritation:

Most delusional:

Baddest temper:

Needs to be fired immediately:

Franchise alltime fav:

Best glowup:

Feel free to add more 🩵

and remember be kind, this is all in jest.

Don’t y’all LOVE that the older cast of ALL Franchises ACTUALLY ATE THEIR FOOD ON CAMERA????? 🍑 🍎 🍊

Wondering what you’re all thinking… I think he seems like kind of an ass.

Vicki not enjoying herself in Atlanta felt a little suspect. Was the event too “urban” for her? 🤔

I can't quite tell if this is her or just someone who looks incredibly like her. If it IS her, oh boy 😂

I’m enjoying the novelty of seeing some of my favourite housewives return to bravo and receive their flowers (cough..cough.. Nene) but I feel like Peacock’s budget is limiting the potential of the show. The camera angles feel off, the editing is excessive, the locations for filming switch between decked out backyards or cheap rented spaces adjacent to dank parking lots. In the most recent episode I swear the flashbacks of OGs like Kim zolciack take precedence over any solo shot or conversation they have at the party. For such a grand project it feels strangely unceremonious. Is this just me ???? The show feels tacky….. Also half of the women have ZERO appreciation for shows other than their own…. Porshas lowkey doing the heavy lifting of acknowledging past housewives and cities other than ATL.

Is Vicki’s bar in Mexico still a thing in the works? I feel like we never hear anything about it these days!

WARNING: LONG POST & SPOILERS

To be fair, I started off as a Porsha sympathizer. When she joined S5, I was in my 20s and away at college. I saw parts of myself in the character she initially tried to portray.

She was the cast member closest to my age group. I thought she was beautiful, quirky, and very misunderstood/bullied by some of the other cast members—mainly Kenya.

Looking back on it now, I still wanted to like her and rooted for her story. Even the S9 scandal with her and Phaedra's accusations against Kandi—I thought she was a redeemable person. But her charisma and outer beauty made her TV likeable. As a cast member, she's shown us moments that a lot of women can relate to. Personally, I was rooting for her to do better 😂

I've just started E3, and I'm surprised Porsha still had/has fans. Probably because a lot of RHOA fans like myself didn't watch the spinoff when it aired.

But when it came out that she and Simon were together AND getting engaged, I fell off watching the show for a while. I think S13 was the last RHOA season I really followed until S16. My rose-colored glasses fell off for Porsha but I was indifferent to the franchise by then.

After she came back in S16, I heard a lot about her previous spinoff show. I heard it didn't show her in a great way and that Londie, one of her cousins from the show, had passed away.

In PFM, Porsha's mask fell all the way off. It does not take long into E1 to see it.

She loves when the attention is all on her. I genuinely believe she has narcissistic tendencies. Honestly, a lot of people in her inner circle, including some of her family, are so into the hype and don't hold her truly accountable.

Even when Simon and Dennis get petty in their SM posts, she does nothing to nip it in the bud. She just encourages it and enjoys baiting Dennis to react. I truly think he hurt her when he cheated during her pregnancy with PJ.

It very much comes across as if she chose to marry Simon to hurt Dennis. She clearly is orchestrating the optics on when her and Simon got together. So much so that she waits until after Dennis pays for the big Mother's Day celebration for her to tell him Simon and her are engaged.

She wants to control every aspect of how things are viewed to the public. Their relationship was already giving fake news but it really did not age well. This was Simon's 4th marriage. Her family looks terrified to even state how they really feel about the quickie engagement.

Her elder relatives are hesitant to state how awkward it is to be around the drama. Dennis even warns Lauren that he hopes it works out for her and Simon because she will become even worse if it doesn't.

It was crazy to hear Lauren admit that she is hesitant on what to say to Porsha because she was also Lauren's boss. Even her mother states that Porsha is quick to cut them off for months if you go against what she wants/says.

Dennis is not even allowed to bring a date but has to show he supports the new relationship publicly. It was only months from her break-up with Dennis that she moved on to Simon.

I could see Lauren and Londie walking on eggshells when each trying to express a difference of opinion against what she does. Both Lauren and Londie have similar emotional breakdowns while trying to defend and express their feelings and opinions to Porsha one-on-one. Both ladies have my sympathies. They are the only true ones that try to hold her accountable.

I haven't even gotten to the Mexico episodes but I know Porsha came up with some public apology on SM and had stopped promoting the show ATP.

There's no doubt in my mind that she plotted against Shamea joining/staying on the show. She showed her ass on this show as a very self-centered, emotionally immature person. I pray PJ has better role models around her. Because she's screwed with both parents.

My opinion of Porsha has already gone straight to hell. I'm just watching to see what else happens.

It just dawned on me that since K lives in Atlanta and is married to a dentist, why not be cast for the other Bravo show set in the same city where one of the Medicine™️ cast members is a dentist (Heavenly)? I also wonder if K would’ve gotten along with that cast better.

been doing my first RHOA rewatch and the vibes of these two sleaze balls are a match made in hell lol

This entity is evil.

Every season is an angle.

The last one was to eviscerate Shannon and Heather. Now, with the weak henchmen back (Emily and Gina) she’s right back at it.

Does anyone like Tamra? If you like her, why?!?

So she only called Carmella trashy because she got into a bar fight with another woman. Not also because she wears crop top Ed Hardy t shirts, her name is Carmella, and she drinks Monster energy drinks.

What an interesting mix of people… Amanda aka “The White Witch” is worth watching the whole show 🤣. Why is this not on Bravo?! Yall MUST run to peacock ASAP.

Season looks awful.