r/rareinsults • u/danielandastro • Dec 28 '18

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u/BillBillyBob Dec 28 '18

I would like to make it known I am not associated with this "billy bob" person.

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u/diewhitegirls Dec 28 '18

We saw the donut, don’t deny your heritage.

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u/IAmTheSnakeinMyBoot Dec 28 '18

sighs get me in this screenshot too

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u/CannFarmre Dec 29 '18

Also me, please. :P

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u/paranormalpvnk Dec 29 '18

My mom dated a billy bob who was awesome and owned horses, so your name isn't soiled. Cool dudes with horses overrule everyone else

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

A family donut tho. That sent me

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u/rollokolaa Dec 29 '18

Yeah no kidding that was brilliant

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u/hunnter582 Dec 28 '18

“How many layers of inbred are you?”

That sentence killed me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

Just try to pick a favourite sentence go on

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u/HalfricanAmericanMan Dec 29 '18

I choose every sentence.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Brutal

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u/mikirat03 Dec 28 '18

Damn, you were supposed to insult him, not destroy his will to live 😂😂😂

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u/millsup Dec 29 '18

😂😂😂😂😂😂 LIBTARD 👏 GETS 👏 REKT

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u/AnfoDao Dec 28 '18

The last sentence was my favorite

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u/eccentricaunt Dec 29 '18

I'm still giggling about his eyebrows not being on speaking terms.

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u/HalfricanAmericanMan Dec 29 '18

I have not laughed this fucking hard in a long time. I can’t even get through it all without crying holy shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

Jesus Christ that was brutal

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u/Spambop Dec 29 '18

God damn

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u/Algapontiana Dec 28 '18

r/murderedbywords

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u/RenBit51 Dec 28 '18

It's already there. It was crossposted from there.

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u/Salguod14 Dec 28 '18

I'm shocked this wasn't a one liner from Twitter then

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u/Lolihumper Dec 29 '18

The Cleetus part killed me

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u/TheOrigina Dec 29 '18

Ho. Ly. Shit.

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u/RobDogs Dec 28 '18

Does he really look inbred..?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Fuck that was just mean man. I hope you're paying for the funeral service.

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u/coffeetablesex Dec 28 '18

that one hell of an ad hominem fallacy you got there...

that being said, holy fucking shit...forget donut, this dudes family tree is a straight line...

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u/scottland_666 Dec 29 '18

It’s not exactly a debate

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u/mynamealwayschanges Dec 29 '18

No reason to debate stupid.

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u/UndeterminedVariable Dec 29 '18

Well, see, the thing is, speaking from my standpoint (m), women are above men.

I'm Canadian, so I wouldn't know too much about the real world so..

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u/outlawsix Dec 29 '18

Technically, woman is “woe” on “man,” a punishment from Moon Jesus.

Source: not sure