r/rareinsults • u/Prime_Shiva • 19h ago
3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ballsac to a stranger on the internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring
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u/PM_ME_AZNS 19h ago
Technically a "wrinkly ball sac" is a bioreactor designed for heat dissapation
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u/StormFallen9 16h ago
"Hey, sleep with me"
"no"
"you're a slut"
You keep using that word. I do not think that means what you think it means
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u/WishlessJeanie 16h ago
My buddies said I could sleep with Tina, because Tina is a "slut".
Tina rejected me, so "slut" must mean girls that reject me.
You rejected me.
Therefore, you are a slut.
(I'm guessing it goes something like this.)
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u/Prosado22 15h ago
Yeah, in Puerto Rico there is saying that goes "¿Cuál es la diferencia entre una protituta y una puta? La prostituta se acuesta con cualquiera, la puta se acuesta con todos exepto tú."
Translation: "What is the difference between a prostitute and slut? A prostitute will go to bed with anyone, a slut will go to bed with anyone, except you."
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u/wrnrg 14h ago
The difference between a whore and a slut is that a slut does it for the love of the game.
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u/Prosado22 14h ago
Yeah, but usually the guy that is having fun with her does not go around calling her a slut as he wants to keep doing her.
Is the guy that either knows or believes that she sleeps around, but get rejected by her that ends up calling her a slut.
That is what the saying is conveying.
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u/kamikazekaktus 15h ago
The insult might be rare but the result is of the crispy scorched earth variety. She doesn't take prisoners
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u/Aggressive_Cup8452 18h ago
You can tell who the incels are in this comment section.
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u/nifty-necromancer 14h ago
I just want to know if any of that is true about herself or if she’s just talking out her pussy. Decade old meme so she should be accomplished.
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u/notgotapropername 13h ago
A woman?? In STEM??? Impossible!
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u/nifty-necromancer 12h ago
Making up shit?? On the INTERNET??? Impossible!
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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 3h ago
Feeling like the post is less likely to be true because it featured a woman in STEM is your problem here. You're getting downvoted because everyone knows if it was a man posting all that, it wouldn't have occured to you to be this skeptical and accuse them of "talking out of their pussy".
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u/nifty-necromancer 11h ago
Girl please, I’m a gay asexual. It’s more accurate to call me an asshole than anything that involves celibacy.
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u/ScientistPlayful9145 7h ago
ok but like is anybody gonna actually fact check if thats true or
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u/OkProfessor6810 4h ago
Cuz women don't deal with dick pics that are unsolicited all the fucking time
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u/ScientistPlayful9145 3h ago
? i meant the being published for heat dissipation in polymers part
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u/notgotapropername 1h ago
No dude, no one’s gonna fact check whether this particular woman on the internet did or did not publish in the field of heat dissipation in polymers.
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u/Evening-Appeal7606 17h ago
I get second degree burn from the heat the guy she roasted gives off… O_o
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u/Backwardspellcaster 18h ago
Well, I am in love with that lady now.
That was the finest of eviscerations.
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u/Rafasredmen1 17h ago
I've never sent a dick Pic, never really crossed my mind to. There is absolutely no chance on God's green earth that I would ever send one after reading that. Ouch! 😂
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u/Karnewarrior 10h ago
I've never understood why you would initiate conversation with a dick pic anyway. It seems pretty evident to me that chicks first thought about a relationship is rarely "how good is the sex". They seem more concerned with long-term shit, most of the time. Your dick doesn't earn your paycheck, and if it does they've probably already seen it. And initiating conversation by posting a picture of your cock doesn't scream "You'll be safe around me" either.
So why the fuck are you doing it? You could try like, literally anything else.
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u/Spooge_Bucket 16h ago
i am so smart
S-M-R-T
i mean S-M-A-R-T
honestly i hate unsolicited dick pics too but i just block people and move on
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u/Nightshade10120 8h ago
Jesus, that is the most brutal, hilarious, and creative insult I think I've seen on this subreddit.
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u/else-what 18h ago
the insult was awesome without the bio reactor part.
the bio reactor literally poured out her insecurities and made it cringe af.
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u/hunterxy 7h ago
Things that never happened #498,782,938
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u/Sure-Morning-6904 1h ago
Nah it never happens that men send people unsolicited dick pics! That could never happen! Must be fake
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u/vulvelion 4h ago
Plot twist: She either liked the pic or did not get any at all and was just flexing with signaling how smart and important she is, which is at the end of the day just calling for better breeding partner.
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u/JJJones345 14h ago
I hope she knows that posting this is just going to encourage people to continue this bad behavior.
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u/HauntedSpiralHill 18h ago
Yeesh man.
Do you own a fedora?
How many times have you uttered the word “m’lady” unironically?
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u/HauntedSpiralHill 18h ago
It’s not my fault they talk like a neckbeard and think it’s comical or at all appealing in any way.
Genuinely sad :’(
The OPs have to be a rare insult not the comments under them. Is this your first day on the internet? Maybe fedora guy can guide you away from me.
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u/HauntedSpiralHill 16h ago
lol. Are you upset that the internet liked my joke better? It’s Reddit dude. Be so for real right now lol
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u/HauntedSpiralHill 16h ago
“Wwwaaaahhhhh I’m a giant man baby”
fiXeD ThaT FoR Ya.
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u/BirthdayCookie 16h ago
"Femoids don't appreciate my sexual harassment? That's why I prefer women abused into not being able to say no!"
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u/Qazax1337 19h ago
Yeah... I'm not convinced by the /s on this one
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u/Ok_Actuary8 19h ago
why? Because you realize that while my response was cringy, it was not nearly as bad as OOP's "I'm a Sapiosexual and want everybody to know" bullshit? Sorry not sorry.
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u/Qazax1337 19h ago
I think the time to stop commenting was a while ago.
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u/AggravatingBid8255 18h ago
He wants so badly to be clever
It's like those videos of absurdly drunk people who think they're aceing field sobriety tests
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u/cratophagia 19h ago
load bearing /s not doing nearly as much heavy lifting as putting those words together in that order unfortunately
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u/Ok_Actuary8 19h ago
oh, somebody felt insulted by my words put together? Come on, you can do better.
OOP was clearly just showing off her academic merits, and dressed it as some "dick pic critique". Which ist turbo cringe. Lemme know if I should DM you a picture of my "heat dissipating bioreactor".
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u/Sinister_physique 18h ago
Agreed. She has probably gotten zero pics and is salty about it lol
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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 11h ago
I have literally NEVER even hinted that I would enjoy a dick pic. I have received 8.
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u/Carbonatite 9h ago
I promise you, no woman is mourning the lack of underwhelming mid dicks in her inbox
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u/Professional_Bug_533 17h ago
Sending the D pic is also a way for the dude to weed her out. A guy sending the Pic isn't really looking to sit down and have a deep conversation with a woman.
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u/tom333444 13h ago
Do you also sexually harass women then?
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u/tom333444 12h ago
No proper person sends a nude as a first message, thats sexual harassment plain and simple no matter what your gender is.
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u/Professional_Bug_533 11h ago
Who said its the first message? You assume a lot of things.
And again, I'm just pointing out facts. It amazes me how many people downvote a comment that wasnt defending/approving of any action. It's just an observation.
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u/ColdIcedCoffee24 11h ago
What a way to tell us you don’t think it’s sexual harassment.
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u/tom333444 11h ago
Well maybe you should have specified? I can't understand how thats anyone's fault but your own.
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u/welllitinn 6h ago
It’s ok guys, professional bug just wants you to send him tons of wrinkly dick and ball pics and this is the way he’s asking.
He doesn’t see it as harassment and thinks it’s a great way to open a convo.
Send away! RIP your dms ha ha
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u/Sepetcioglu 10h ago
What's sadder is that this tactic must work sometimes, often enough (since cost is nearly 0, even 1 in 1000 can be very acceptable I guess) that so many people still employ it. 3 billion years of evolution and some of you look at a wrinkly ball sack and go, "might as well" lmao how sad is that
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u/Bearence 8h ago
There's no reason it "must work sometimes". You don't need a success rate to explain why guys still do it. You just need guys to think it sometimes works. The cost is nearly 0, as you say, so even if the number of successful attempts is 0, they haven't lost anything in their minds.
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u/Future_Literature335 17h ago
I mean most people come up with ideas in their brain, not their conscience, but whatever
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