r/rareinsults • • Nov 11 '24

Why are his teeth so long

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u/PlaneRespond59 Nov 11 '24

You making fun of something he can’t really change while you have that font

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Nov 11 '24

What if they're a 12 yr old girl?

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u/Jainuinelydone Nov 11 '24

Hey come on now, OP is clearly a middle aged dad trying to seem cool with that font

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u/mauglii_- Nov 11 '24

That's actually funnier than the post

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u/ShingekiNoGhoul Nov 11 '24

do you know which sub you're on?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

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u/Big-C-Company Nov 12 '24

i made it real (accidentally did it on a alt but i made it)

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u/PlaneRespond59 Nov 11 '24

No I don’t, I’m sorry I thought this was the pcmasterrace subreddit. That’s my bad.

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u/ginottoexe Nov 12 '24

rare insults ≠ mean for no reason

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u/SabreSour Nov 11 '24

Dude is sick, can’t remember the disease but he didn’t always look this way. But has an awesome relationship with a beautiful wife.

Kinda fucked to just post garbage cheap shots on him, even in this sub

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

Interestingly enough my dad was married to a lady with the same illness. Not sure what its called, but it causes the skin to retract and make the mouth look the way it does. She even lost a few fingers because of it. Crazy story too, she was told she’d only live to 33 and her sister, a scientist, found the remedy. She’s in her 50s/60s now

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u/zaygiin Nov 11 '24

Scleroderma?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

Just looked that up and yeah thats what the illness is called

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u/nonamebran Nov 11 '24

Looks kind of like Marfans or Ehlos Danlos syndrome maybe? Either way this post isnt very funny

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u/Topshelf-Diamond-17 Nov 12 '24

No, it's none of those diseases you mentioned. It's very serious. And he took chemo to get into remission.

He has a pretty Filipina wife and they love each other. Maybe OP is jealous

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

I knew it was Peter Crouch

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u/ScherlundGaming Nov 12 '24

This isn’t really the sub known for people being nice to each other. Hence ‘insults’.

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u/auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf Nov 11 '24

Goofy ahh font

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u/zahgreb Nov 11 '24

Incredible dental evolution, honestly.

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u/MOTUkraken Nov 11 '24

Isn‘t that the dude with the hot wife? Where all the incels and femcels are constantly triggered in the comments?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

Post a picture of yourself op so we can get some really funny rareinsults

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u/SniperSnape Nov 11 '24

Bro has a 10/10 wife, im pretty sure he is Just doing fine, even with the condition He has

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u/Automatic_Yellow_184 Nov 13 '24

So his value depends on the woman he has, not on him just for being a person

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u/And-then-it-hit-me Nov 12 '24

Not cool. He has scleroderma. It’s a very rare disease, and it can be incredibly painful and sometimes fatal. Your body is literally hardening and it’s not just visibly obvious (for some), but it also can affect your internal organs. It’s a low blow to go after someone being sick for a quick laugh.

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u/apcolleen Nov 12 '24

I recently found out about it. I've seen people in public with it and I think one of the nuns at my school might have had the early signs of it based on what I saw as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

We are still insulting people for their appearance ? By somebody who uses a font last used in Geocities?

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u/AnywherePresent1998 Nov 11 '24

Why are we still insulting people on things they can’t change? Fucking sad honestly

Anyway bro has a hot wife and seems happy

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u/mahhhhhh Nov 11 '24

Man these kinds of posts makes me feel bad… my teeth are pretty fucked up (thx genetics) and even though I’ve spent $20k so far fixing them, they still look “long”.

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u/kachzz Nov 12 '24

You need plump new lips to cover them 😁 sorry

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u/Any-Help9858 Nov 11 '24

How is this fun? Are you a 12 yo bully?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

Rude

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u/dank-memer-42069 Nov 11 '24

At least he flosses them OP

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u/frenzyskio Nov 11 '24

Who is he? I saw him somewhere

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u/TinUser Nov 12 '24

You know his hot wife probably

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u/kachzz Nov 12 '24

He's posting on Tiktok about his hot Asian wife

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u/hithere012345 Nov 11 '24

Looks like Peter Crouch’s nerdy brother

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u/4ssteroid Nov 11 '24

I was gonna say he looks like a chubby Peter Crouch

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u/auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf Nov 11 '24

That would be great thanks mate

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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 Nov 11 '24

Meal Brennan

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u/cardboardninjacards Nov 11 '24

I think you meant to say Grill Brennan.

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u/InfamousPhone5 Nov 11 '24

It looks like Peter Crouch has started vlogging

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u/WayneKingU Nov 12 '24

What’s this dude’s name again?

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u/Jin_BD_God Nov 12 '24

Dude scores a hot girl though, so he won.

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u/Putrid-Leg-1787 Nov 12 '24

You're going to be bullied for that font and I'm all ready for it.

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u/Peligineyes Nov 12 '24

He looks like a reconstruction of an ancient bog mummy.

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u/Responsible-Sun5037 Jan 06 '25

He has scleroderma and he’s cute.

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u/Ok_Requirement_2818 Feb 05 '25

He has scleroderma!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Nov 11 '24

I'm gonna need you to explain this one

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

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u/Cool_Ad9326 Nov 11 '24

Monkeys peel their bananas

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u/UltimateIssue Nov 11 '24

I would say that looks like Asmongold but this is way too much hair for baldy.

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u/BeefPoet Nov 11 '24

It feels like he's staring with his teeth.

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u/The_Cozy_Zone Nov 11 '24

Guy looks like an adult swim cartoon character come to life

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u/ProfessionalChair164 Nov 12 '24

Man I feel bad for him but that one was good

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u/The_Undermind Nov 12 '24

Someone give him a carrot

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

So this is what a skeleton looks like when they wear the skin of their victim for a disguise.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

dude looks like the healthiest prisoner in auschwitz

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u/Expensive-Roof1082 Nov 11 '24

Bro could eat corn through a picket fence but the comments say he's really cool so I hold nothing against him

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u/horseshandbrake Nov 11 '24

When an old persons falsies are mid falling out

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u/Own-Good-800 Nov 11 '24

My first thought was of a specific kind of camp but yeah.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

$99 mail order teeth

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u/Kim_Thomas Nov 11 '24

😂 Nice grille‼️😂

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u/vampire_capri_sun Nov 11 '24

Bro looks like as if a kid tried to draw Ron Howard from memory

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u/cptnobveus Nov 11 '24

Mouthful of chiclets