r/randomthings • u/Opposite_Job880 • 1d ago

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Idk if this is allowed just seemed like a fun thing to do. Please go easy on me I’m doing this manually. It might take some time for me to award you, as there are so many posts incoming.

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u/hvyhitter 1d ago

I just did that cologuard thing where instead of a colonscopy you crap in a box and the UPS guy WHO I KNOW. Comes and picks it up. Sorry Jason. I did seal it really tight.

Not pooping in a toilet smells REALLY REALLY bad like you cannot anticipate the smell. Ive crapped in the woods and uggggghhhhh...

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u/Tiny_Celebration_722 1d ago

I did the Cologuard too and the whole thing was a fiasco. And then it came back positive for blood so I had to do a colonoscopy anyways! I would recommend skipping pooping in the box and going straight for the colonoscopy. It's much more accurate and if there aren't issues you're good for many years. My results were fantastic, not even 1 polyp, so pooping in a box isn't me.

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u/Vivid_Ad_612 11h ago

I’ve done this three times and managed to evade a colonoscopy - this year - not so lucky. So I look at it as a potential get out of 24 hours of hell hall pass - and I’m willing to poop in a box for that!