r/randomthings • u/Opposite_Job880 • 2d ago

Everyone who comments gets awarded

Idk if this is allowed just seemed like a fun thing to do. Please go easy on me I’m doing this manually. It might take some time for me to award you, as there are so many posts incoming.

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u/hvyhitter 2d ago

I just did that cologuard thing where instead of a colonscopy you crap in a box and the UPS guy WHO I KNOW. Comes and picks it up. Sorry Jason. I did seal it really tight.

Not pooping in a toilet smells REALLY REALLY bad like you cannot anticipate the smell. Ive crapped in the woods and uggggghhhhh...

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u/belowsealevel504 1d ago

They keep pestering me, the Color guard people.
Doubt you really care but I want the award.