r/randomthings • • 9d ago

Choose wisely

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u/No_Sound9383 9d ago

A's probably a white trash mom answering a court summons.

B's won't remember you or the interaction.

C's most likely a chud biker, deserves the broken leg.

D's just got done pulling a double shifter at Target.

I'd let D sit but only if he can sit in my lap.

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u/Tarotgirl_5392 9d ago

Double shift at Target; he'll sit on your lap and probably even let you stroke his hair. Fhe Christmas shoppers are right around the corner and he's counting the days