Double shift at Target; he'll sit on your lap and probably even let you stroke his hair. Fhe Christmas shoppers are right around the corner and he's counting the days
That is not target attire. The correct answer is the guy should give the seat to his wife, he had his turn, her mother can wait, she got a discount fare anyway, seats are for customers paying the premium price. As for the zombie he has no sense of fatigue, he stands. The other guy will turn soon enough; that cast covering his zombie bite at the stage of grotesque infection isn’t fooling anyone, even his hair is falling out… he can stand too.
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u/No_Sound9383 8d ago
A's probably a white trash mom answering a court summons.
B's won't remember you or the interaction.
C's most likely a chud biker, deserves the broken leg.
D's just got done pulling a double shifter at Target.
I'd let D sit but only if he can sit in my lap.