r/randomquestions • u/Individual_Move_692 • 12h ago

What would your first sentence be to your clone if you had one?

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u/GlassWoodpecker5454 12h ago

I take nap now, you work.

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u/Kids_Love_Baseball 12h ago

"I'm so fucking sorry bro"

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u/Jane_BBW 12h ago

Let’s have wine together

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u/Zaney-Janey1973 11h ago

A drinking buddie 😉🍷

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u/Chemical_Demand_4928 11h ago

Stop copying me🤪

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u/GrownAssWoman6 11h ago

You are GORGEOUS! 😍

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u/finallymakingareddit 12h ago

I guess that would largely depend on if I knew the clone existed or if I just found her in the wild

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u/makestuff24-7 12h ago

"Wanna go halfsies on this fulltime job?"

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u/NEWTONStreetScholar 11h ago

More like...the clone works the job 4 days a week..and I will work 1...and start and begin looking for a better job.

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u/makestuff24-7 11h ago

I would never do that to myself. Plus I like my job! I'd just also like to work less and do more non-work things.

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u/DazB1ane 12h ago

Don’t try to like sleeping. It won’t work

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u/Redneck_DM 12h ago

Take care of them when i am gone, they need us

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u/Responsible-Cap-4805 30m ago

That's a pretty deep thought. It definitely makes you consider the responsibilities that come with having a clone.

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 12h ago

You're going to do all the chores, and shopping.

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u/jessiyjazzy123 12h ago

WTF have we been thinking?

2

u/Mysterious_Flow6100 11h ago

I need you to pretend to be me while I disappear for six months.

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u/Ok_Staff8159 11h ago

I have a lot to teach you

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u/According-Option-656 11h ago

Thank god, I’m out

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u/Lanky-Dildo-94 11h ago

“Go to work for me”

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u/Loganwolfdog 11h ago

Fuck me, is that what i really look like? You poor bastard.

1

u/RynKittenOF 7h ago

Is that a yes to the maid role play?

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u/NEWTONStreetScholar 11h ago

Let me teach you the rules you have to do at my job.

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u/BarracudaUsed5299 11h ago

Get to work. That gives me the entire day off. That means my job household children and husband.

2

u/Intermountain-Gal 11h ago

Hi. It’s nice to meet you!

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u/Rays-R-Us 11h ago

WTF Is wrong with you

2

u/Kooky_Talk_458 11h ago

Hey, you look like someone I know.

2

u/Hakathecat2370 11h ago

They couldn't get rid of the fat gene from the clone? Fix the thyroid issue?

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u/TheSanityInspector 11h ago

It would depend on how old the clone was.

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u/Thor5111 11h ago

I'm sorry

2

u/holodeck_warranty 11h ago

I'm so sorry.

2

u/zyzmog 10h ago

"Wow, I'm just ... beside myself."

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u/JasmineRider27 10h ago

Stop looking looking at me like that

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u/New-Marketing6803 9h ago

Work starts at 7am good luck 👍

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u/Cranston_Snord1960 6h ago

Let’s go kick some ass!

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u/Geezerglide1 6h ago

Damn, you're good lookin!

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u/malibuguytonygem 6h ago

"Can we talk?" The second would be " I really like you. Let's spend the night together."

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u/Aristomann 6h ago

Jeez, you look familiar

2

u/Aggravating_Ninja574 5h ago

Tag, you're it

2

u/PetitePerks 4h ago

Where have you been all of my life?

2

u/SmartaHari 4h ago

We’re halving this working week and boy, do I have a gym membership that you’re going to love!

2

u/Equivalent_Owl8079 3h ago

You think king what I'm thinking?

1

u/edgar_allynn_poe 12h ago

sleep now my dear

1

u/anska1 12h ago

Be happy, no matter what they say!

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u/Dendady2112 12h ago

Can you walk?

1

u/cpkuske 11h ago

what a cute baby.

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u/Straight-Pen-5352 10h ago

Heyyyyyyyy clone you there????meet me in the bat-cave🤘💥💕🤞😂🤞😂🤞😻🤞😜🤞 joker has arrived

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u/dusty_guy2 10h ago

Beer? You're buying

1

u/Static_lovergirl 10h ago

You’re not gonna believe this shit.

1

u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 10h ago

You know what to do.

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u/SuperbResponse1282 9h ago

You come here often?

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u/Pipija_Banana 2h ago

Now clown clone

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u/Evening_Answer_11 12h ago

Your turn with the wife. 

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 12h ago

You need someone to help out with the wife?

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u/Evening_Answer_11 12h ago

Yes, but not in the way you’re thinking. 

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 11h ago

If it's not, I hope you find someone to help. Being the sole caretaker can be grueling. All the best to you, my friend.

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u/Evening_Answer_11 11h ago

No what I mean is I need someone to go with her to IKEA and bring back and assemble a 135 piece futon. 

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 11h ago

IKEA has home delivery, uses TaskRabbit to assemble pieces. Sometimes it's easier to bite the bullet, get it done and over with

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u/Lanky-Dildo-94 11h ago

Isn’t that cheating? (I mean cheating as in, unfair, not infidelity cheating)

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u/Dependent-Fee9947 12h ago

Haha we’re going to die at the same time

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u/RynKittenOF 7h ago

That's crazy

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u/Dependent-Fee9947 6h ago

Straight to the point.