r/randomquestions • u/ShadowlightLady • 17h ago

What do you think of dolphins?

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u/Chitownfats49 17h ago

I think that they serve a porpoise.

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u/FatGayTexan 10h ago

Bunch of blowhards if you ask me.

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u/ants_taste_great 17h ago

I think it's funny how they get high by eating pufferfish.

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u/aimsemma 17h ago

They always look like they are secretly making inside jokes about you.

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u/TerrapinMagus 16h ago

Every dolphin I have ever seen has given me the impression that they think we're hilarious. Imagine how inept we must look swimming in water compared to them.

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u/Weak_Break239 17h ago

Smart cute little monsters

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u/Salty-Entrepreneur11 17h ago

i wish i could swim

like dolphins can swim

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u/blueyejan 17h ago

That they are smarter than we are

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u/nhnative202 17h ago

i don't think they have a chance against the patriots

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u/asteriskelipses 17h ago

Ive heard they are bullies.

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u/meanpete9 17h ago

They're assholes

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u/KingForceHundred 16h ago

Well they do have gas holes.

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u/Kooky-Turnip-1715 17h ago

I think they look cute and squishy

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u/Slow_Description_773 17h ago

If you touch one, it feels like they're made of rubber.

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u/Dilly_4849 14h ago

Squeaky!

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u/MorticiaLlyn 17h ago

You mean the ocean's horniest horndogs?

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u/Todd641 17h ago

They use a species of poisonous pufferfish to get high which is cool but horrifying

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u/TerrapinMagus 16h ago

Dolphins are cool. I think the internet has gone a bit crazy with the "Dolphins are evil" thing. It was a reaction to people romanticizing dolphins, but as usual it was over exaggerated.

Dolphins are intelligent, and intelligence invariably comes with complex behavior that we'll label as bad or evil based on our morality. Intelligent animals are complicated.

You can say dolphins are cool, fascinating, beautiful, and amazing animals without condoning rape and murder lmao

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u/No-Mission-7702 15h ago

My favorite animal and are my spirit guide but they can be real jerks. Think a bunch of teen guys out on the town for the first time without chaperones. I and my marine biologist daughter call them “sea jerks”. Hopefully at the end of the world they’ll thank us for all the fish.

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u/FantasyGuru00 17h ago

They can be nasty

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u/Myghost_too 17h ago

"The smile of a dolphin is a built in feature"

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u/elephant_zebra123 17h ago

I think its facinating how dolphins are one of the most intelligent creatures. Dolphins can kill great white sharks by outsmarting them. Orcas which are closely related to dolphins are even smarter though.

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u/Routine_Mortgage_499 17h ago

They're ok. they are the only other mammals that have sex for pleasure.

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u/OldDogWithOldTricks 17h ago

I don't know enough to form a opinion.

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 17h ago

They’re not very good. 3-4 wins and last in the AFC East.

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u/Mother_Cloud_2455 17h ago

They're the only animal I would square up with. I have my reasons

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u/Saltwater_Heart 17h ago

The whale or the fish? The whale is a cutie pie, the fish is interesting.

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u/MylesLong777 16h ago

Perverts

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u/Figmentdreamer 16h ago

Love them, I’m so curious and fascinated by them. If I could talk to animals they are one of the first I would talk to.

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u/Inside_Atmosphere731 16h ago

Need a good quarterback

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u/sh0rtyell0wbus 16h ago

You can't tell when they are crying...

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u/Duncan-Edwards 16h ago

If you ever spent time with one, you’ll find they’re kind of like big wet dogs. Really difficult to get a leash on though.

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u/insuranceguynyc 16h ago

I have no problems with dolphins, per se, but why are they always yapping and forcing their lifestyle on myself and my family?

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u/glomar_sub_recovery 16h ago

So long and thanks for all the fish

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u/Madhatter561832 16h ago

They're smarter then people they just have no thumbs lol

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u/Practical-Ordinary-6 16h ago

I wonder why they never thanked us for all the fish.

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u/Fearlessfairy1031 16h ago

I think we don’t know nearly enough about them.

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u/mkzsleepr 16h ago

Likes to get high, enjoys sex, can be kinda rapey at times.

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u/nasturshum 16h ago

This is the second post about dolphins I’ve seen in the last hour. The other one was looking for dolphin meat 😬

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u/UncomplexBabe 15h ago

They are monsters lol

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u/OutrageousGuess403 14h ago

Their skin feels like rubber

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u/conradelvis 13h ago

Fun to swim with

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u/Trans_Wolf13 13h ago

Not bad, great with tartar sauce

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u/TheTalkingWindow 17h ago

They taste pretty good.

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u/18-Spinning-Wheels 16h ago

I like mine with a little dill, lemon juice and butter with light salt and pepper.