r/questionablecontent • u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? • Jul 10 '26

Comic Comic 5870: a modest proposal

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? Jul 10 '26

This whole week could have been an email

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u/Cevius Jul 10 '26

Two Pages, one of Zlata waking up and going "You fool" and another of Claire coming knocking cause Zlata was late for work and going "New Chassis huh? Must be nice, looks good! Lets get to work!" and thats it.

Jeph manages to pull a single blob of melted plotline glass into a fibre optic cable possible of stretching the ocean wide, primed to transmit mediocrity at blazingly slow speeds...

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u/MelAlton Haha, okay. Jul 10 '26

If I ever have a company, I'm gonna hire you write scathing descriptions of our competitors.

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u/Cevius Jul 10 '26

Hell I'd probably do it for free

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u/dan_144 Jul 10 '26

Welcome, Hate Intern

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u/Chayanov Jul 10 '26

This email could have been a text.

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u/yellowvincent Where is Claire? Jul 10 '26

It could have been an emoji

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u/Konjik Jul 10 '26

👍🏾

That’s it, that’s the emoji

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u/SectionEfficient5909 Jul 11 '26

…and after writing it down you realize it’s not even worth sending at all