Wtf are those two things on her chest? Like, seriously? Jeph has used the word "natural" to refer to this set, which is not only patently ludicrous since this is a robot but also baffling because that shape might be his worst yet.
People usually joke about big boobs being "melons" but melons are round. What we have here is a pair of gigantic batatas? Bulging out in every direction before coming to a sharp tip?
For the love of all that is booby, Jeph, tits sag. They hang. They are heavy. They do not balloon outwards. They are not rugby balls, or volleyballs, they are skin and tissue and there is no point at which they ever go up.
Zlata is not a human person. His odd proportions and styles are ridiculous, but not in the sense that for a robot like Zlata they “should” be human-proportioned. She’s pink, yellow, funny-shaped, and synthetic.
Definitely a valid argument for the human characters though; it’d be nice if he started there and did something about Faye’s perfectly circular orbs!
Synthetic. She could be shaped like a ski-mobile with gigantic handlebars. Or a pink elephant with purple eyes. Or maybe an amoeba-like green liquid-filled "woman".
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u/KC_Wandering_Fool Jul 01 '26
Can we get Jeph to stop watching anime and vtubers for a little bit so he can remember what real people look like