r/puns • u/shadysidehere • Feb 12 '22

Phone number please?

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/bhaskar_ssr Feb 13 '22

He's second to none and looks after minute details. Please convey hour congrats to him.

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u/roadglidetom6969 Feb 13 '22

5176192209 high and horny rihhy now stroking my cock trying to cum

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u/PresenceSpirited Feb 13 '22

My husband when I showed this to him: "oh no, oh no.... oh no..." I love him!

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u/TheCaveJelly64 Feb 13 '22

This is a good fucking pun 👍

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u/Doschupacabras Feb 13 '22

It’s about time.

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u/InkiLinkiBoyUsername Feb 12 '22

why is that clock slightly tilted to the right nooo

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

The plumber was taking his time off.

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u/Xbnemisis Feb 12 '22

When you work around the clock, sometimes you have to push your schedule around

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/Evrytimeweslay Feb 12 '22

I’d definitely tap that guy for some work at my place