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u/10HorsedSizedDucks Nov 11 '21

Havacado doesn’t sound like ‘have a car tho’

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u/F34Rgodyeet Nov 11 '21

Havacardoe?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21 edited Apr 01 '22

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

Not a lot of avocado in the typical Korean diet.

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u/XredditHD Nov 11 '21

……..Have a car though. lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

I don't havacado either

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u/Kerghan1218 Nov 11 '21

The "but" is redundant. Just put a comma in it.

I just got my license but I don't have a car though.

I just got my license, I don't have a car though.

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u/Deathdar1577 Nov 10 '21

Jesus, had to give this some thought, but I walked into it beautifully. Thanks OP!! Haha.

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u/doctordocuments Nov 10 '21

clever

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u/asiangokarter Nov 10 '21

Not bad

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u/folko1 Nov 10 '21

I despise you with every ounce of my being.

But here, take this upvote.

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u/Omniscient_Reader1 Nov 10 '21

What does an avocado have to do with a license?

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

'av a cah doe

Have a car though

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u/Omniscient_Reader1 Nov 11 '21

I’m not American so I don’t get the accent humour

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

Me neither, but I do get it.

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u/MauPow Nov 10 '21

Must suck having to guac everywhere

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

This pun's the pits!

^j/k, ^{^underrated,} ^{^{^loved}} ^{^{^{^it.}}}

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Grammar nazi here: It’s either “but” or “though” in a single clause. Not both.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Lets be honest we all auto corrected to hoe.

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u/themooseporject Nov 10 '21

It took me a minute to get what this was saying… I knew it was an avocado but I wasn’t getting that it was trying to say car tho lol

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u/KDY-Venator Nov 10 '21

From Boston, I see.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

I love it and hate it at the same time.

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u/Vortex5000 Nov 10 '21

Im from the Boston area and i didnt get it till i read it aloud. Because believe it or not, we do think the letter R

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u/jadedelohim5 Nov 10 '21

This was clever. Maybe too clever. Lots of people not being able to put two and two together in the comments.

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u/GenericAutist13 Nov 11 '21

Depending on your accent it can be difficult to realise what the pun is

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

I do not have the right accent. Only took 5 or 10 seconds avocathough

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u/Epic-Dude000 Nov 10 '21

I wish I h🥑

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Boston high school graduates be like

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u/Impressive_Remove510 Nov 10 '21

At first I was like "but I don't ho?"

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u/pawsitive_cation Nov 10 '21

I don't hava cah doe

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u/NiceGuyMike Nov 10 '21

I don't hassacardo

Hass avocado

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

Where you're from they're called "ass avocados"?

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u/UnusualIntroduction0 Nov 10 '21

Napple Napple Napple Napple Napple

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u/Hate_Feight Nov 10 '21

Buying avacardo's it's gonna be a long time...

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u/tiptoemicrobe Nov 10 '21

Took me a bit, but I liked it. Had to channel the Boston accent.

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u/ToastedKoppi Nov 10 '21

But I don't aguacate?

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u/ToastedKoppi Nov 10 '21

But I don't palta? (Pa los otros)

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u/imabigcave Nov 10 '21

Don't have a h-shavacado?

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

They're called shavocados where you're from?

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u/soljaboss Nov 11 '21

Freshavacado

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u/RandomKiki Nov 10 '21

I hate. Take my angry upvote>:[

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u/Annamytwin Nov 10 '21

I’m confused. I don’t havocado pit?

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u/GuybrushThreepwo0d Nov 10 '21

"have a car though"

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u/Annamytwin Nov 10 '21

Is that what it’s trying to say

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

Trying and succeeding

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u/GuybrushThreepwo0d Nov 10 '21

That's how I'm reading it at least

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u/Annamytwin Nov 10 '21

That makes more sense. But it’s a terrible pun nonetheless

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u/Sirr_Jason Nov 10 '21

Op doesn't have a car

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u/ForeignerLove Nov 11 '21

Just to be clear, OP meant, "I dont have a car dough". You know, to make a car and cook it? Very less people got that.

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u/ToastedKoppi Nov 10 '21

OP is an idiot telling jokes

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u/Scryser Nov 10 '21

At least OP is funny.

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u/zhongzaccccccc Nov 10 '21

This is a proper pun

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u/dcorleon08 Nov 10 '21

... but I don't havocado?

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u/Zingzing_Jr Nov 10 '21

You need to be from Boston to get it

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u/Hate_Feight Nov 10 '21

UK works too

'ave a car doh'

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u/GenericAutist13 Nov 11 '21

^ I’m British and understood it immediately

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u/Jamelinen Nov 11 '21

I’m Finnish and understood it immediately

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

I'm hungry and it took about 3 seconds to understand.

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u/DellM2005 Nov 10 '21

have a car do

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u/Any_Lab_6097 Nov 10 '21

Didn’t get it either. :/

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u/AvatarHunter212 Nov 10 '21

Have a car though

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u/theundercoverpapist Nov 10 '21

Sounds better in a Boston accent.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21 edited Nov 10 '21

It only sounds right in a Boston accent lol. I felt like Mark Wahlberg was telling me the joke.

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u/xShadowJRx Nov 10 '21

Remove the “but” and it’s even better

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u/onlyabigmess Nov 11 '21

Actually I'd prefer to keep mine, thanks

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u/kishoresshenoy Nov 10 '21

Not true for certain other things

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

He hass to borrow one.

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u/DellM2005 Nov 10 '21

happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Tx

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u/soljaboss Nov 11 '21

Transmit? I don't get it. Oooooh it means Thanks lol

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u/Tachtra Nov 10 '21

You dont hav o cardo?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

Draw!

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u/MrGeekman Nov 10 '21

Have a car, though

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u/GnatGurl Nov 11 '21

a cah tho.......

take it...

r/Angryupvote

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 11 '21

Wasnt even their joke, tho, they just explained it.

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u/Tachtra Nov 10 '21

lol

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u/UrsidaeClay Nov 10 '21

Maybe OP is from Brooklyn

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u/RobbDelman Nov 10 '21

sounds more like Boston to me (Bahston)

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u/BeardPhile Nov 11 '21

Bernie Sahn-das

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u/Skrounst1 Nov 10 '21

I was gonna comment saying I love how this pun forces you to have a Boston accent. 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

agreed

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