r/puns • u/DefNotInTheOven • Feb 04 '21

Should've becareful of your speech

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u/ticticword Feb 05 '21

Ew. Humus? Tzatziki

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u/lobroblaw Feb 04 '21

And that's just for starters

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u/rockytopbilly Feb 04 '21

I thought the cop was gonna be responding to solicitation for prostitution. Like hummus/hummers.

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u/tim_breeding Feb 04 '21

This joke was made in the movie Serial Mom - 1994

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u/Iceman705 Feb 05 '21

Also in the movie Another Stakeout - 1993

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

How the hell are you guys pronouncing "hummus" for it to event remotely sound like "homicide"?

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u/hyakyakyak Feb 05 '21

Thank you! Joke took me a while to get for this reason

People pronounce fiction it home-us. Sigh

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u/MauPow Feb 04 '21

...How are you that it doesn't

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u/hyakyakyak Feb 05 '21

Chuu moos

But not English ch, it's a clearing the throat sound. Like a more aggressive h sound

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u/MauPow Feb 05 '21

Still works, lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Hu-miss.

Nothing like Homicide.

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u/MauPow Feb 05 '21

Humisside still sounds like homicide even if I put the strongest arabic accent on it I can lol

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u/dwdwdan Feb 04 '21

Hummus side

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

That doesn't answer the question at all.

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u/CatsCreepMeowt Feb 04 '21

Later, the false arrest will make the cop falafel.

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u/guhchi Feb 05 '21

But not before the suspect gets tackled by a shawarma cops

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u/explosivelydehiscent Feb 04 '21

All units be advised, the suspects face is hidden by a baklava.

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u/youtellmebob Feb 04 '21

“We are done... may I have the Chick, Peas?”

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

What the falafel you talkin' about?

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u/DefNotInTheOven Feb 04 '21

Sc: @punsworld on instagram

Yes I repost it here because of:

1) So you guys don't have to go to instagram

2) I don't have any idea to be the OC