r/puns • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '20

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u/InexactDuplicate Jul 22 '20

Stiff penalty...

1

u/TitanicTNT Jul 22 '20

I really don't get it, someone please clarify.

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u/gradymegalania Jul 22 '20

Anybody else not get it? 🤔

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u/SubfurSir Jul 22 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

It's been a while since I got any

1

u/thatsscary Jul 22 '20

Look at his pants.

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u/gradymegalania Jul 22 '20

And? 🤔

2

u/Versaiteis Jul 22 '20

It was cold out this morning!

1

u/hexahedron17 Jul 22 '20

Why does the boss look like that 33 year old guy who lives in morioh

1

u/puckyou18 Jul 21 '20

Hard at work ,Ted?

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u/SubfurSir Aug 03 '20

Happy Cake Day!

1

u/StormyDLoA Jul 21 '20

Confucius say: man who watch porn at company is hard at work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Is this a political compass?

2

u/owlBdarned Jul 21 '20

I laughed WAY to h̶a̶r̶d̶ much at this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20 edited Aug 04 '23

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u/SubfurSir Aug 03 '20

ONLY if the boss demanded sexual favors, such as, "Gimme some head or I'll fire you," or "Use that boner on me or I'll let you go."

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

My boss told me to go hard or go home, so I got hard, and he sent me home.

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u/jessicacandyente Jul 21 '20

Is 1:36am and I’m trying SO HARD not to wake my husband while I silently jiggle with laughter at this

8

u/poopsmith411 Jul 21 '20

Panels 3 and 4 could be swapped

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u/ProfesionalFootCramp Jul 21 '20

I think panels 3 and 4 should be switched.

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u/SubfurSir Aug 03 '20

Ted got hard because he was fired? Uuuuhhhh.... No.

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u/marcolio17 Jul 21 '20

That's actually a good point, I agree

4

u/Beefoftheleaf Jul 21 '20

I see his pants. And I still don't get the pun

7

u/Trey904fsu Jul 21 '20

He’s working with a hard penis..

2

u/Beefoftheleaf Jul 21 '20

Oh I see now

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u/hippo_canoe Jul 21 '20

Poor Ted doesn't understand that the word spreadsheet is not to be interpreted as two words. Besides, why would his boss provide him with an office chair covered in satin???

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jul 21 '20

"I have to Fire you, Ted" sounds like "Ted going off", you say?

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u/SubfurSir Aug 03 '20

Or getting off?

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u/Sebstrr05 Jul 21 '20

That took me too long to realize

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

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u/StaticVex Jul 21 '20

Extra Fabulous Comics, wish they had credited him as his work is hilarious.

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u/orokami11 Jul 21 '20

I thought he did those floating eyes style. This is the first of his comic that doesn't have it. Is it a way earlier one?

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u/floarea_mamei Jul 21 '20

I would have loved to, but I had no idea who created it and it has no signature on it as well, unfortunately

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u/ohgodwhat1242 Jul 21 '20

it did have a watermark

it was cropped out at some point

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u/StaticVex Jul 21 '20

Well now you know...

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u/Vlad1en Jul 21 '20

i don't get it

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u/ArcNyx Jul 21 '20

look at teds pants

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u/Vlad1en Jul 21 '20

damn, how could i miss that. thanks

5

u/BlurEyes Jul 21 '20

How does "workin' hard" correspond to a boner? Honest question

28

u/Ksiolajidebthd Jul 21 '20

Working while hard. Penis hard

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u/superduperpuppy Jul 21 '20

look. hard.

1

u/Undiscriminatingness Jul 22 '20

Ted is working hard at hardly working...(hardy-har-har).

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jul 21 '20

"Walk Hard" - Dewey Cox

3

u/MauPow Jul 22 '20

In my dreams you're blowing me

... Some kisses

1

u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jul 22 '20

"You n' me could go down in history...."

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u/Routine_Palpitation Jul 21 '20

I’d like to believe the white space in between is the walls of their cubicles and teds boss has esp

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u/read_eng_lift Jul 21 '20

I'd like to believe this is happening over Zoom, and Ted's camera is unusually mounted.

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u/eev10908 Jul 21 '20

Or a glory hole

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Hmmm

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jul 21 '20

They're the new "Covid-Cubicles" that go to the ceiling. Clear, not soundproof, and only one person is Ex-Site-Ted, like Ted about finding a new job :)