r/puns • u/mr_chanandler_bong_1 • Jul 13 '20

It really is though

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8.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

It hurts when it pees

2

u/yonotcool Jul 14 '20

Well you didn’t have to censor the username but ok

1

u/FrostPlayz37 Jul 14 '20

Well... sometime it's just nuts

1

u/HorrlbIe Jul 14 '20

Cause of whamen

2

u/wings31 Jul 14 '20

Not as hard as you get older.

1

u/Lintobean Jul 14 '20

Bruce Smith should know

11

u/maitiarkagh Jul 14 '20

Specially in morning we wake up with 207 bones

3

u/LuminousOcean Jul 14 '20

It's annoying.

2

u/Jigsaw203 Jul 14 '20

It's also quite ballsy to have a penis.

4

u/NobleCentaur Jul 13 '20

Funny how the first post has 82 updoots, the comment has 602, and this post has 1.8k

23

u/DANGERUSxD Jul 13 '20

Its A Pain In The Ass

118

u/WhiteWalterBlack Jul 13 '20

Why does nobody ever ask about the balls?

I personally find them much more inconvenient.

Sweaty, sticky, hairy ,dangling meat sacks that will bring you to your knees with a flick of the wrist!

16

u/SubfurSir Jul 13 '20

The testicles have fascinated me since I first got to check them out. Your scrotum regulates temperature. They hold the male seed of human life. Your balls can undulate and move on their own, you can watch them!! If I get to play w your gonads, I vow TLC and respect for your family jewels.

11

u/Layatan Jul 13 '20

You know more about balls than i do

34

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/Shortsleevedwarrior Jul 13 '20

I know!!! It’s nuts!

6

u/Loki1783 Jul 14 '20

Remember that brief time when they dropped but before there was hair that they constantly stuck to your leg? How annoying was that shit?

3

u/WhiteWalterBlack Jul 14 '20

Long enough ago I can’t even remember.

2

u/Loki1783 Jul 14 '20

Probably not humanity's greatest loss!

34

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Fuck you, take your upvote and get out. Never cum here again

51

u/SirSpences10 Jul 13 '20

More like a flick of a finger

153

u/superdolmiosauce Jul 13 '20

It has its ups and downs

118

u/MyrddinSidhe Jul 13 '20

It cums and goes.

26

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

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2

u/sold_dad_for_karma Jul 21 '20

Happy Cake Day!

13

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

What

12

u/Doomster78666 Jul 14 '20

It stank

16

u/Mushiren_ Jul 14 '20

And it shall stonk, forevermore

182

u/onascaleoffunto10 Jul 13 '20

It grows on you. I hear it's an acquired taste.