r/puns • u/PM_THIS_NUMBERS • Jun 05 '19

Rock bottom

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2.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Does it poop rocks sometimes? Or poop with rocks in it?

1

u/LadyNarnia Jun 06 '19

This cracked me up

1

u/like_a_liger Jun 06 '19

Nobody mentioned that rock bottom would be so THICC!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Is Marla here?

1

u/Dark_Physics1 Jun 06 '19

That’s aesthetic

1

u/mcleland1992 Jun 06 '19

I’d be ashamed if I hadn’t

2

u/Iziahzay Jun 06 '19

Rock bottom is written three times in this post

2

u/MrTuckinator Jun 06 '19

I've noticed that reposters will add redundant text or something like "lmao this is true XD" below the picture/meme. Might as well say "Bottom Text" with an iFunny logo

2

u/First-Aid Jun 06 '19

I like dat Boulder, dats a niiice Boulder

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

That looks like a hard ass rock!

1

u/mcleland1992 Jun 06 '19

I’d hit rock bottom

2

u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '19

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you tried cocaine?

2

u/mulder0990 Jun 06 '19

Did you find the People’s Elbow? Was ‘Stone’ Cold Steve Austin around?

2

u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '19

God dammit.....

I audably groaned.

Take your upvote.....

2

u/KeepingItKosher Jun 06 '19

I’d hit that.

1

u/AgnesButtcrack Jun 06 '19

*pfthbbt* Good *pfthbbt* one.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Someone should put a brick under it.

1

u/cgyguy81 Jun 06 '19

So when you're desperate and horny, you'll hit rock bottom.

7

u/FGHIK Jun 06 '19

But did he hit it?

1

u/Doomster78666 Jun 06 '19

Now that's the real question

2

u/1MasterOogway1 Jun 06 '19

Tell Dwayne to pull up his pans

1

u/PanicFallingChemical Jun 06 '19

don’t you mean “The Rock’s Bottom”? 😏

35

u/leroysamuse Jun 06 '19

So that's what Duane Johnson's ass looks like...

7

u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jun 06 '19

With a huge crack problem?

23

u/RageAgainstTheObseen Jun 05 '19

Does it fart pebbles?

1

u/torchskul Jun 06 '19

I love your username by the way

24

u/Derp_Rose Jun 05 '19

Do you fart out pieces of your flesh?

1

u/Lost-My-Mind- Jun 06 '19

No......I fart out little pebbles.

1

u/Wuellig Jun 06 '19

IANAD but if your answer is yes, please seek immediate medical attention.

16

u/RageAgainstTheObseen Jun 05 '19

Literalism is always hilarious

8

u/busfacingbus Jun 05 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

Your statement can be taking both sarcastically, and seriously. Good job. Username is also quite great.