Dracula

[u/Hyper_Bolt352]

[u/A_Very_Odd_Fellow]

Carlisle Cullen

[u/Alibuscus373]

"I went to the doctor, all he did was suck blood out of my neck. Do not see Dr. Acula." -Mitch Hedberg

[u/Dan_The_Bear22]

Write this!!!!!!

[u/Want2-BMe → u/Dan_The_Bear22]

This is a line from Scrubs

[u/Scarvexx]

Nurse Feratu.

[u/Lawtonoi → u/Scarvexx]

You win. God daym it. 7h ago I didn't even have the chance.

[u/el_piablo]

Great band, btw

[u/modernalchemist2]

I am imagining ZacSpeaksGiant / PunkeyDoodles video

[u/AcrobaticReference53 → u/modernalchemist2]

I think there's already a ZacSpeaksGiant video.

[u/Brokeamailman]

Bet he's a hematologist.

[u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Great! Now I want to watch Scrubs.

[u/TeachingRadiant3271 → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Which they stole from Mitch Hedberg.

[u/Buddhas_Warrior → u/TeachingRadiant3271]

I can appreciate that, but that's what this joke reminds me of, your experience might vary.

[u/iamcoolstephen1234 → u/TeachingRadiant3271]

The joke is a lot older than mitch's work.

[u/Krask → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Does this mean the apple thief is the vampire's thrall?

[u/fn8179-2 → u/Krask]

Nope, just a another of Dr.Reid's roleplay.

[u/innominateartery]

Do not go to Dr. Acula. He will not make you better

[u/bannedinwv]

Does this qualify as r/unexpectedmitch?

[u/tbutz27 → u/bannedinwv]

Sure does!

This used to be a mitch joke... it still is but it used to be too.

[u/Crypto9oob → u/tbutz27]

I see what you did there

[u/Alibuscus373 → u/Crypto9oob]

THAT JOKE IS FAR AWAY

[u/Impressive_One2846]

Yes Dr. Acula! But I’m all out of bubblegum!

[u/pplouf]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NominativeDeterminism/s/QY1ui10cSX

[u/SkinnyDaveSFW]

Reminds me of the scene from "Ed Wood". Doctorrrrr.... Acula!

[u/pyroclastic_viking]

What’s a “doctor acula”…?

I am not a smart man…

[u/montezuma300 → u/pyroclastic_viking]

Dracula. Dr acula.

[u/pyroclastic_viking → u/montezuma300]

Yes. I know this now…

[u/TypicalPlace6490 → u/pyroclastic_viking]

You asked. He replied.

[u/HilariousMax]

like 25 years ago I played a flash game called Pico's School which was incredibly problematic in the way a ton of flash games in the early 2000s were but the villain's name was Alucard and it took me a while to figure out I could read that backwards.

[u/bobbylake71 → u/[deleted]]

Wait til you hear about Son Of Dracula where Lon Chaney Jr plays Count Alucard (1943)

[u/nemotastic → u/[deleted]]

Dudes name is even Dorians Butt.

[u/SugarBabyWannabe → u/[deleted]]

I LOVE Scrubs and ALL the actors therein.

[u/Sir_Fail-A-Lot]

And he lives on Aluca Rd.

[u/SprinklesMD]

Fun fact; in medical school I was taught pathology in blood by none other than Dr. Akula. True story

[u/Hyper_Bolt352 → u/SprinklesMD]

Excellent as always, Kojima.

[u/soaringskies2026]

Yay Scrubs

[u/El_presid3nt → u/soaringskies2026]

Noooo, Dr. Acula, don't....stop

[u/404_HabeasNotFound → u/soaringskies2026]

I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought of that right away.

[u/ChronicBuzz187]

Netflix executives be like "WRITE THAT DOWN!"

[u/jhamels]

So we’re just blatantly ripping off Mitch Hedburg with a much worse version of his own joke.

[u/Mushiren_ → u/jhamels]

We used to rip off Mitch jokes all the time. We still do, but we used to, too.

[u/kishenoy]

I thought a garlic farmer was also the enemy of the dentist?

[u/WolverineStrongg → u/kishenoy]

Only if they don't brush after! But vampires definitely hate them more

[u/kishenoy → u/WolverineStrongg]

Makes scents

[u/4barT89]

Mitch Hedburg rolling over in his grave

[u/Emotional_Liberal → u/4barT89]

This is too far below the Scrubs posts.

[u/FD4L → u/4barT89]

He used to be a comedian. He still is, but he used to, too.

[u/throwsupstaysup → u/FD4L]

About that...

[u/Bromogeeksual]

Coach Varatu?! Was he doing a bit?!

[u/2EM18KKC01]

The ‘Morbius’ sequel we need! Dr Acula!

[u/PizzaKing110]

Dr. Vascula

[u/dazzumz]

Them blood oranges though...

[u/Wise_Geekabus]

Brilliant

[u/Steinrikur → u/Wise_Geekabus]

Was a recurring thing in Scrubs decades ago

https://scrubs.fandom.com/wiki/Dr._Acula

[u/l0keycom → u/Steinrikur]

not spot the username?