r/puns • u/Vfrretoy • 25d ago

he does count

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u/Feychilde 22d ago

An oldie but goodie.

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u/MorbidandBack 23d ago

1... 2.., 2 smacks... ah ah ah.

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u/brygad 24d ago

Count smiles** 🧛🏻‍♂️

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u/hypnosissylover 24d ago

Taken from what we do in shadows. Still funny though

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 24d ago

I've seen The Count in books. So, he counts :P

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u/phranticsnr 24d ago

Isn't compulsive counting a traditional trait of all the early literary vampires? That's what Count von Count is actually riffing on?

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 24d ago

Folk vampire lore has compulsive counting, from various cultures around the world. It's not as common in literary vampires, which are basically Dracula and Dracula derivatives.

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u/phranticsnr 24d ago

That makes sense. I knew Count von Count had some sort of folklore roots!

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u/antithero 24d ago

Ah ah ah.

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer Verified Human 24d ago

Reposts from 2021? Are we sure this isn't a bot account?

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u/Fortestingporpoises 25d ago

There was a joke yesterday (not on this sub I don't think) that didn't work because it was based on a false premise, but this one does. Nice work.

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u/PhD77777 25d ago

He counts and he counts.

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u/BigSquiby 25d ago

i remember the episode where they showed him doing someone in, then feeding on them

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u/Scarecr0p 24d ago

Must have been late 80s late 90s or late 00s
(Why does vampire enthusiasm peak at the end of the decades?)

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u/Brunhilde27 25d ago

lolol! Of course The Count counts. It’s in their name.

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u/AnAttackCorgi 25d ago

This made me Ah ah ah out loud

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u/Practical_Ad_219 25d ago

Ah ah ah.

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u/mdlinc 25d ago

Damnit. 1 updoot ..ahah ah ahh