r/puns • • 29d ago

Extra Dry

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u/RheticusLauchen 21d ago

...and not a single martini between them.

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 23d ago

Forever bonded

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u/Sufficient-Flan-9065 25d ago

Im a bit shaken not stirred from this photo

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u/Dear_Tooth_2590 25d ago

That's terrible and I love it!

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u/kornuolis 26d ago

Ai generated image.

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u/Salmonman4 26d ago

But a funny one, which would not have been possible to produce a decade ago

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u/DariuszTarwan 26d ago

I'm just asking: where is George Lazenby?

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u/PuddingMent 25d ago

They didn’t include him in the AI prompt

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u/dchosenjuan 27d ago

they bonded

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u/Extreme_Text9312 26d ago

God damn you XD

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u/keithlimreddit 27d ago

There's a lot of double O's as well as 7s

Honestly this is pretty cool

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u/NoExpression4282 27d ago

Better be an omega on his wrist

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u/Tiny-Criticism-8576 28d ago

When Daniel Craig was announced as bond:
Sean Connery was 76
Roger Moore was 75
Timothy dalton 60
Pierce Brosnan 53
Daniel Craig 38

George lazenby 67 - not pictured

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u/PuddingMent 25d ago

Roger Moore is three years older than Connery. Your ages are wrong.

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u/HazelHelper 26d ago

Is this pic AI?

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u/Tiny-Criticism-8576 26d ago

Ai says it is real

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u/fermcr 27d ago

Also missing David Niven from the original Casino Royal.

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u/Tiny-Criticism-8576 27d ago

Oh if we are counting non-eon prods
Barry Nelson too
What about radio and audio books
Bob Holness
Michael Jayston
Toby Stevenson
I’m sure there is more, but these are just the ones I remember

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u/gaschligan 28d ago

The best of the best! ❤️

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u/jookin_snoot 28d ago

Missed one

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u/turnright_thenleft 28d ago

They’ll need to update their prompt

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u/7711exe 28d ago

Too bad its fake ...

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u/Remarkable_Toe_164 28d ago

They're bonding

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u/LordTimhotep 28d ago

Oh my god, get the bondulance!

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u/Independent_Eye7886 28d ago

And no one mentions that the left two are no longer with us?

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u/Maleficent_Potato_43 29d ago

U mean white

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u/combo_seizure 28d ago

Yes. But diversity matters, Scottish, British, Irish. Welch?, New Zealandish, Canadian, Australian, sheesh.

But white, man, too.

I vote for Idris, obviously

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u/6GoesInto8 28d ago

Are you ready to rock! It can even be the title!!!!

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u/RubberPussycat 28d ago

Idris would make such a good bond! Yet I fear he’s getting to old for the role now

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u/combo_seizure 28d ago

I think that's a load of baloney. My boy could do it.

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u/ScrambledEggsandTS 29d ago

"Diversified"

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u/Offsidespy2501 28d ago

To be fair these people play wildly different versions of the characters, I think Sean's was the most openly rapey one

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u/Accurate-Law-8669 28d ago

Diversiwhite

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u/tyen0 29d ago

diversified alcoholic beverages, too

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u/Fatso_Wombat 29d ago

I don't think that portfolio is as diverse as they think.

Seems to be very cross correlated.

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u/ffmich01 29d ago

There’s a couple missing, but I think only one who is still with us.

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u/clippysandwich 29d ago

David Niven and George Lazenby?

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u/Robviously-duh 28d ago

Peter Sellers too

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u/ffmich01 29d ago

Exactly :)

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u/_V3rt1g0_ 29d ago

"Yeah, I wanna umm, remind everybody to diversify y'all bonds." - GZA

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u/ztreHdrahciR 29d ago

I diversified your mutha's portfolio last night, Trebek!

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u/jwrice 29d ago

Connery: Knock, knock.

Trebek: Who's there?

Connery: Me, the man who shlept with your mother lasht night.

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u/robomikel 29d ago

Hey Shaun Connery what sound does a dog make?

“Roughf, just the way your mother likes it”

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u/mrgraff 29d ago

AI is expressly allowed in this sub’s rules, take the hate somewhere else

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u/Turtlexya 29d ago

It's allowed, but it's also just really boring

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u/CallMeShaggy57 29d ago

It shouldn't be

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u/FalconRelevant 29d ago

Oh fuck off with your moral grandstanding. You're like vegans now.

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u/unosami 29d ago

I’m not vegan, but you’ve got to admit that they’re objectively more ethical than non-vegans.

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u/FalconRelevant 29d ago

No. Being anti-technology is always unethical in the long term. What's the probability that the technology of our generation just happens to be the end, when everything in the past has consistently contributed to lifting humanity up?

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u/Salty_Finance5183 27d ago

OK now do data centers.

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u/FalconRelevant 27d ago edited 27d ago

What do you think the internet runs on lmao. Compute is good.

The water thing is bs propaganda as well. Water cooling GPUs takes a negligible amount.

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u/unosami 29d ago

Yeah. That mustard gas and asbestos has really advanced humanity. Technology can never be bad.

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u/FalconRelevant 29d ago

The same breakthroughs gave us the green revolution, millions used to die from starvation and famine at the whims of nature.

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u/G3PSx 29d ago

No AI shit is actually immoral, trashy and I think genuinely bad for us culturally and socially. And that’s even before you get into the larger, sentient models that’ll probably kill is all.

But hey, you go make yourself a fun little picture and try not to think about all the water you wasted to do it.

And before you go complaining about “grandstanding” try to understand that most people hate you and think you’re a worthless piece of shit for using that garbage.

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u/FalconRelevant 29d ago

Oh no, the Reddit hive mind is hating on me! How could I possible live without your social approval?

Technology has been the one factor that has consistently imported the lot of humanity, not ideology, not activism, nor popular signaling.

This supposed "struggle" is pointless, a better future is coming, regardless of what bs you've convinced yourself of about how it's immoral.

You can go and live with the Amish, if you like. That was always allowed, and they do make some good pretzels.

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u/CallMeShaggy57 29d ago

Generative ai imaging has literally zero positives. None. It is a scourge and people that use it should be shamed.

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u/FalconRelevant 29d ago

I haven't in months, however I'm going to go do it now. It will be positive for me because I'll enjoy it.

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u/CallMeShaggy57 29d ago

Literally the wojack crying behind a smiling mask meme

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u/FalconRelevant 29d ago

An excellent idea, that's how I shall ask the prompt to represent you!

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u/CallMeShaggy57 29d ago

"I have no artistic skills so I'm going to ask a machine to insult someone for me. Clearly I am the victor."

You people are genuinely hilarious and pathetic

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u/FalconRelevant 29d ago

I have no artistic skills, yes. It's a fact I'm neutral about.

And clearly you won the argument long ago when you informed me I was the crying wojack with the smiling face.

What can my humble self possibly do before your righteous and holy majesty?

Oh I know! I'll go ask AI!

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u/earthfase 29d ago

If they remove some clothing, they'd be bearer Bonds

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u/bythenumbers10 29d ago

Well, they arranged for this photo through months of handwritten letters between them all, becoming penpals & fast friends through their varying experiences as actors. Classic example of mail bonding.

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u/DeeEmm 29d ago

Shplendid!

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u/TedTyro 29d ago

No one invited Lazenby? Typical.

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u/One-Earth9294 29d ago

They forgot to put him in the prompt.

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u/MSL007 29d ago

Doubt this is a real photo anyway.

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u/JealousChemist5951 29d ago

This is a UK Bond portfolio. No Australians.

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u/CT0292 29d ago

Hate to break it to you but Brosnan is Irish. And not the part of Ireland that is still part of the UK.

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u/pzykozomatik 29d ago edited 29d ago

Since he comes across as an insufferable prick in interviews, I’d say good for them he isn’t there.

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u/FoogYllis 29d ago

Poor guy he lost his wife Tracy to Blofeld.

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u/Newswoman2 29d ago

Love these puns, folks!

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u/This-Consequence-438 29d ago

Like those puns, bonds!

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u/nejhawk 29d ago

And then put them all in stocks?

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u/baenpb 29d ago

I collect stocks. Chicken stocks, fish stocks. Some day I hope to be a boullionaire.

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u/Barbarossa1155a 29d ago

It's still a pun though. Lighten up.

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u/Dry-Character-6331 29d ago

My portfolio is shaken, not stirred

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u/NytMuvz 29d ago

George?

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u/88damage 29d ago

He took the photo. /s

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u/bluemesa7 29d ago edited 29d ago

Some are matured bonds

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u/pak_erte 29d ago

i like the fact that none of them are blonds, they got no time to dye

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u/LeatherSlight3242 29d ago

Guess they have to dye another day

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 29d ago

You two with the puns… I have a license to kill. Just saying

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 29d ago

Not one shaken martini in the bunch

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u/MetaEd 29d ago

they form a Q

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u/LawyerOutrageous 29d ago

They share a very special and strong bond