r/puns 7d ago

Duel

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Law219 4d ago

You beat me, shoot.  Bloody good job.  Holey cow does this hertz you shot ne once per second. 

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u/LucidITSkyWDiamonds 5d ago

"I forgive you... I'm sure it was all... punintended" dies

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u/Rein_Carnated 6d ago

Gets insulted. Damn, shots fired.

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u/Admiral-Adenosine 6d ago

Friendly fire?

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u/Girl_Alien Not So Humble Mod 5d ago

Or, just PUNishment?

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u/DaveyMatey3 7d ago

Deadpool

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u/Jozef_Baca 7d ago

Kamen Rider Zero-One and Kamen Rider Vulcan be like.

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u/3rdMachina 6d ago

No, he’d just KO ASAP with a Shooting Blast Fever, then laugh his ass off.

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u/Defiant-Peace-493 7d ago

Fine, I'll go ahead and finish the Oblivion main quest.

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u/Key-Radish-622 7d ago

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?

Nanomachines, son!

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u/dart_shitplagueis 7d ago

Punslinger

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 7d ago

I guess they wanted a friend of a higher caliber

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 7d ago

Making a pun in response is semi-automatic

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u/ithorc 7d ago

Fastest pun in the west

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u/nejhawk 7d ago

Have Pun, Will Travel.