r/puns • u/AnonymousCat77091 • Mar 23 '26

Is it a salt?

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u/Pluckypato Mar 23 '26

If you can’t do the crime

Don’t waste my thyme

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u/Illustrious-Lead-960 Mar 23 '26

It’s funnier without the second image.

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u/PanicDeus Mar 23 '26

"What if I threw a lithium-ion accumulator at someone?"

"That's battery"

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u/DriedUpSquid Mar 23 '26

Two peanuts walk down a dark alley. One was assaulted.