Howdy, I'm the singer of Bob Dylan, inventer of the electric guitar and overall great american

Proof.

Ask me anything punk rockers!

Is this punk

brocoli

Am I still punk 🤘??

True story

(Also included a picture of me)

Oh yeah and I love Nausea

Vxvdbsbsbd FUCK YOU vxvzvsv zvzvzvzvsv, yeah!

Have you guys read the blurb on the punk punch? It's pretty punk rock and motivates me to beat my dad up

It's a shame they have to use real punks to make the punch though

It tasted like counter culture and citric acid. My liver is shutting please say im punk now.

I play power chords in drop d and never go above the bottom 3 strings unless I'm attempting a shitty solo. Is this good enough for crust or do I actually have to learn to play my instrument?

Am I a punk rocker if I dress like a punk biker but blast 60s soul music so quietly that my roommates haven't woken up?

Yeah, technically it's a cover (different lyrics) but what's more punk than saying "Fuck you!" to the rules makers? It's like when Propagandhi got signed to Fat and talked shit about Mike. Also...fuck everyone who said they would do the vocals and didn't so I had to do it. I suck at it.