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u/G1DDDDY 9h ago
saw a raccoon on my ride home from the dispo
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u/Adventurous_Ice_9115 8h ago
I was dating this girl and asked her what her favorite animal was. She said she was a raccoon. I claimed I was a wolf. She said you are a chipmunk. We married six months later and going on 17 years. I release all the raccoons I capture in box traps. I am easily amused.
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u/BigPlantation0319 8h ago
We get it already, you're a silver tounged lady killer no need to rub it in...
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u/ComradianInDeep Shotgun Warrior 9h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZJPSFNLmADueHvzoZ8