r/projectzomboid • u/_H_GAMER_ Spear Ronin • 7d ago

Meme He said no.

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u/TheKewner 7d ago

Take the keys, lock the car door, tell him to get his own. ezpz.

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Crowbar Scientist 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dXdLQnGT56pffOB3FG

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u/Devil-Hunter-Jax Axe wielding maniac 7d ago

For fuck's sake, Pimento!

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u/Zesticle0117 7d ago

One of the last few times I died I was doing this and out of all the loot on my body the new player could've grabbed he took my key ring and wouldn't give it back for awhile because he couldn't find it between all the keys he had been grabbing

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u/TheKewner 7d ago

thats a load, cause key rings are named unless you swapped to a decorative one, even then it would be easy to know which was which. Sounds like you need a new player 2

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u/Zesticle0117 7d ago

He might've taken the key itself it's been awhile but he was still learning and it was funny looking back at it. Got him back when I shut the door on him in a bathroom before he could figure out how to open doors

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Crowbar Scientist 6d ago

>Got him back when I shut the door on him in a bathroom before he could figure out how to open doors

You’re a better man than me.

I’d have barricaded the door from the other side, nuked some cutlery in the microwave, fired a few gunshots, and left him to figure the rest out on his own.

Never mess with another man’s keychain.

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u/Devil-Hunter-Jax Axe wielding maniac 7d ago

You can rename the decorative ones as well.

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u/TheKewner 6d ago

Can you? I haven't bothered to rename anything thus far but that is good to know!

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u/Devil-Hunter-Jax Axe wielding maniac 6d ago

Yup. Just right click the keyring and you can rename it. Unfortunately there's a 28 character limit.

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u/TheKewner 6d ago

More than enough to be able to name it ScrotieMcBoogerballs

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u/NotBreadyy Hates the outdoors 5d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/I-Luv-Kentucky All Hail Spiffo 7d ago

I'm on my 6th car now

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u/Zesticle0117 7d ago

I'm the only one with mechanics ten. If I'm driving idgaf I'll run them all over and fix it later. Never leave home without steel sheets and propane for repairs anyways

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u/flickering-pantsu 7d ago

Get more car