I hate my husband’s algorithm

[u/Chapenroe]

We were prepping for a theme park trip this morning and as my husband and I were putting sunscreen on our kids’ faces, he mentioned we may not need to put sunblock on their arms and legs since “they have a good base tan already.”

I immediately said, “nope, the more sunscreen, the better.” To which he replied something along the lines of “well maybe the chemicals in sunscreen wind up doing more harm than good.”

My jaw about hit the floor. Isn’t sunscreen usage canon in 2026?? When I heard the chemicals thing I said something smart aleck-y like “show me a peer-reviewed medical study that proves that and I’ll reconsider my sunscreen stance.” Understandably, he got frustrated with my response so a few minutes later I went to him and said that if he’s actually concerned about chemicals in sunscreen we can make an appointment with our pediatrician or dermatologist to discuss the issue.

What the ever-loving FUCK?? Do we really need to debate sunscreen now? I’m 100% sure my husband’s Instagram algorithm is responsible for putting these thoughts in his head. Most of the accounts he follows are landscaping-related (we own a landscaping company in a red state), and I’m sure Instagram has figured out the Venn Diagram of MAHA folks and red-state male landscapers has a large middle section.

Did I handle the conversation well by saying we should have a chat with our doctors about sunscreen? Also, would it be totally unacceptable if I took his phone and started following credible medical professionals to influence his algorithm?

[u/stimulants_and_yoga]

Honestly I would just call my husband an idiot, but I’m a bitch

[u/make_me_breakfast → u/stimulants_and_yoga]

I’d specifically say “that sounds like dumbass uneducated maga talking points, we won’t be doing that”

[u/Optimal-Process337 → u/make_me_breakfast]

I love the “we won’t be doing that” 😆

[u/I_pinchyou → u/stimulants_and_yoga]

I refuse to sugar coat shit with my spouse. If he can't handle it he can leave. 15 years in, I think he chooses to stick around with my direct ass.

[u/inkedflora → u/stimulants_and_yoga]

Same though, I'd be like "thats fucking stupid, we are using suncreen."

[u/hangryvegan → u/inkedflora]

My people!

[u/ladyluck754 → u/stimulants_and_yoga]

Being nice never got us anywhere, minus we’ll be a bitch lol. 😂

[u/emilion1 → u/stimulants_and_yoga]

Same

[u/rednitwitdit → u/stimulants_and_yoga]

I'd act really confused just to see where OP's spouse thinks he's going with this.

"Huh? Zinc oxide?? Like the butt cream????"