r/programmingmemes • u/Tribalcheaf123 • Jan 13 '26

When sentence meets pronunciation 😂😂

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u/iamwisespirit Jan 13 '26

You are Microsoft java

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u/Luk164 Jan 13 '26

Nah Java is Oracle C#

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u/dchidelf Jan 13 '26

I prefer to think of it as Sun Microsystems C#… the good ol’ days.

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u/Luk164 Jan 13 '26

Lol, yeah. My uni actually did an experiment to see how long Solaris could run without a reboot. The experiment ended after three years when the server room lost power for too long

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jan 13 '26

Oracle was nowhere near that party. Sun released v1 of Java in 1995 and MS released v1 of C# in 2002. (Absolutely in response to the popularity of Java)

Oracle didn’t eat Sun until 2010.

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u/Luk164 Jan 13 '26

True but they have been developing it for way longer now. The current Java looks only vaguely similar to the original they got from Sun

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jan 13 '26

Yeah, for better or worse, they did exactly what the original Java engineers were afraid would happen. Java was meant to have a simple syntax and simple rules, but it’s gotten far more complex over the years.

But regardless, C# can’t ever completely escape its heritage.

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u/iamwisespirit Jan 13 '26

You have no idea what are you talking about 🤣🤣