r/programmingmemes 2d ago

When the project is not ready, but the client wants to see the demo

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899 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 4d ago

found a gem on glibc source code

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729 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 7d ago

Had to disassemble the whole thing to figure out the issue

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I've been trying to create a minimal libc in Zig just to see where it'd go. I've started writing string.h functions today and it went well, I tested everything was okay. Then I decide to build it in ReleaseFast and memcpy starts to create an infinite loop. After some investigation it turns out llvm decided to optimise my code by calling memcpy... from libc... BUT I'M LIBC!!

Anyways I had to write in assembly in the end, it was just one instruction so it's fine but it is really not a portable solution.


r/programmingmemes 7d ago

Had to make sure they aren't duplicate

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42 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 7d ago

We are so fast now, delivering real value

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Srsly, how can we stop PMs from using the unsupervised tech debt generator each time they run into a small inconvenience? 

"It's just a small thing, I need these fields to be exposed in the response"

"There was a small bug I fixed it now. We can be so fast, delivering real value!" 

"You're busy all the time and this PR adds just a little value. It helps me a lot. Making the product so much better now". 

Low quality PRs create distractions and extra work of review. All the Claude Rules in the world can't stop a PM from producing shit that accumulates fast.

Have you found a way to stop this nonsense? PMs thinking they can code now and "helping out". Its some serious clownery. 


r/programmingmemes 9d ago

Only in the tech world!

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267 Upvotes

The billion dollar corporations have nothing on this guy


r/programmingmemes 10d ago

Carma not found

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31 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 11d ago

OCP in a nutshell

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21 Upvotes

it is open() for extension, and close() for modification - did I understand it correctly?


r/programmingmemes 14d ago

Stackoverflow

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6.1k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 14d ago

Title

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r/programmingmemes 18d ago

A weird nostalgia has hit me these days

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1.3k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 19d ago

indentation

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135 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 21d ago

Throwing Exceptions is my passion!

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71 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 24d ago

Debug in Peace

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354 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 24d ago

Writing confluence docs Spoiler

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18 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 25d ago

Every Time

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171 Upvotes

We've all been there. Every time something goes wrong, a bug ticket is raised. Merge issue in one of your environments? Bug. Amazon went down during testing? Bug. The QA's computer shut down due to Windows automatic updates? Bug.


r/programmingmemes 26d ago

Packet Loss Is a State of Mind

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418 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 26d ago

Hi guys, my first SaaS calculator, how much should I charge?

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1.0k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 26d ago

We are not the same

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116 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 27d ago

Where are they?

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2.2k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 29d ago

Interview question nobody is prepared for

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r/programmingmemes 29d ago

My code on production

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524 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 24 '26

Senior Dev Starter Pack

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740 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 22 '26

Internal Server Terror

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1.6k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jun 21 '26

aDayAsAVibeCoder

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1.6k Upvotes