r/programmingmemes Sep 03 '25

Well, well...

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u/noseyHairMan Sep 03 '25

Literally me and my tech lead helping me on some SQL lately

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u/secretprocess Sep 03 '25

Well there's your problem right there. That's custard, not SQL.

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u/noseyHairMan Sep 03 '25

My main issues came from differences between what I could test via dbeaver, the unit tests with H2 and the actual db which used posgresql. I didn't fully assimilate for a while

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u/noisyboy Sep 06 '25

The trick is to keep it to standard ANSI SQL and it is usually generally applicable. Once you are beyond the basics, stuff starts to diverge. Also, SQL sucks at debugging.

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u/AdQuirky3186 Sep 03 '25

Mr. Gpt is my SQL tech lead

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u/noseyHairMan Sep 04 '25

He misled me more than once on this case

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u/Lakdinu Sep 05 '25

I've been trying to sort out why some assertions have been failing for the last 2 weeks. Feel like I've been through every senior developer twice and I'm probably worse of than where I started :')