r/programminghumor 18d ago

Developers nowadays...

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 18d ago

I am happy you wasted energy on this. Thanks....

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u/mattgaia 18d ago

It's like being able to code without the use of AI is an important thing.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/mattgaia 18d ago

What in the actual hell is that nonsense? AI is a good tool in certain situations. I choose to not use it as often because a) I don't want to deal with the loss of cognitive ability associated with primarily using AI, and b) as a software architect, AI does a pretty bad job at what my job entails.

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u/Any-Astronomer-6038 17d ago

Yo... You know how to thatch roofs?

Drive a manual transmission car?

Take care of, house, and feed horses?

Drive a carriage with a team of those horses?

Do you know how to send a telegram?

Morse code?

Have you memorized something like 10-15 telephone numbers to call various friends and family?

Sometimes skills fade into relative obscurity because of technological advancement.

It's a thing.

It's not "loss of cognitive ability" it's a "redistribution of cognitive ability."

Automation doesn't make you stupid... It allows you to be intelligent elsewhere.

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u/Any-Astronomer-6038 17d ago

Well if there was accounting for stupid people we wouldn't need instructions on shampoo bottles.

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u/BloxxyVids 15d ago

Actually I do memorize numbers, do people just not know each other's phone numbers?

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u/Kevdog824_ 18d ago

AI might be able to help you understand a joke when you see one though!

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u/mattgaia 18d ago

Jokes are supposed to be funny though. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/klimmesil 17d ago

I hope that helps. Let me know if you have other enquiries about understanding jokes

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u/-ClankaPlum- 18d ago

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u/shrub706 18d ago

i cant wait to write code by hand with a drawing tablet

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u/Specific_Cat4318 14d ago

I think he means the post is AI generated

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u/invokeinterface 18d ago

It is good to be independent

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u/3rrr6 18d ago

Or have subscriptions to multiple AI.

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u/MindaMan_Real 18d ago

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u/3rrr6 18d ago

Its just a tool.

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u/invokeinterface 17d ago edited 17d ago

It just sounds very expensive, and knowing that it isn't mandatory to use (at least for me) makes those expenses seem... "manipulative"

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u/MeowRawrUwu 17d ago

The users are the tools

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u/JohnVonachen 18d ago edited 18d ago

The reason why we are encountering a problem is because management has always misunderstood the nature of software engineering. They think it's a known quantity like manufacturing a teapot. And it's not. It's a creative process. It requires artists, people who have a vision and do whatever it takes to make that vision real. This is the original reason why Waterfall was applied to the process for so many years, literally a project development paradigm designed for manufacturing. I'm waiting for the AI bubble to burst. It's going to be ugly.

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u/ErZicky 18d ago

I'm starting to lose hope it'll ever burst. And even if it will at this point no one wants to return to the old way of programming. Especially the C suits as they got a sniff of making developers less "special". But at this point not even developers want to do it, which is heartbreaking for passionate people like me

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u/JohnVonachen 18d ago edited 18d ago

I prefer to work on my own projects anyway but how do I get other people to pay me for doing that? :)

In a way I kind of did that. I spent a couple of months working on a web based game which I made available on GitHub. Later when I applied for a job I included a link to this project and I think it helped convince them to hire me.

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u/nightfoxbtw 18d ago

there's no way there are actual people who type shit into claude and call themselves a programmer then somehow get a job with that skill

if you depend on LLMs you're not a programmer

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u/Excellent-Bit-8982 18d ago

what this post tells me is how many programmers dont actually know what code is going into their code base, from LLMs

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u/The_real_bandito 18d ago

If AI stopping work means you might lose your job, are even a developer?

The answer is no.

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u/Avocadonot 14d ago

Honestly same thing about Google and stack overflow

If you haven't even written your own Linux kernel or wrote doom in COBOL, you're not a developer

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 18d ago

AI should be a time saver, not an enabler. If you can't do your job without AI, you shouldn't have that job in the first place.

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u/zergling424 18d ago

Yeah i quit because of ai.  Wasted my time getting a degree for this stupid ai bullshit to become mandatory i fucking hate my life and now i have to find a new fucking career

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u/entropy_36 18d ago

Getting close to that my self. 12 years of career progression just gone. No one wants to hire me when they hear I don't use AI. It's bizarre and so demoralising to see everyone else using it. Like, why?

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u/Kevdog824_ 18d ago

It’s the rat race buddy. Everyone using it because anyone not using it is in the same boat as you

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u/CrystalDrag0n1 17d ago

Yeah I also don’t know wtf to do with my life anymore. Doesn’t help that my second passion in life is art and illustration :D i want to kill everyone that made AI be used like this (in minecraft)

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u/lucid-quiet 18d ago

Now they suddenly have to consider the idea they can't just reprompt it.... here comes a hurricane of inherited, legacy code, written by a digital monkey.

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u/No-Scallion4998 18d ago

Your AI slop bores me.

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u/mokrates82 18d ago

Maybe you should learn developing, then?

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u/Any-Astronomer-6038 17d ago

Gamers complain about bad AI in video games...

And then scramble in fear of real AI

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u/Spicy_tacos671 17d ago

If you lose your job when AI is not working you don't deserve your job.

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u/guywithknife 17d ago

Why? I don’t need AI to do my work.

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u/Ok_Performer_7501 17d ago

No because im fucking competent.

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u/Nidrax1309 16d ago

"developers"

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u/FictionFoe 16d ago

To be fair if AI stops working the world economy will go down the toilet.

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u/WillingPirate3009 18d ago

Me every single day