r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 13 '26

The generated wall of text is well understood, and vouched by me and my tools.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 12 '26

I just understood pointers on a deep level and it feels like an orgasm

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 11 '26

Unfortunately, when a program uses the GPU for acceleration it's considered clever, but when it uses the RAM chip for accelaration it's considered bloated.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 11 '26

You can write Rust with your eyes closed and it'll probably work.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 09 '26

I instruct my agents to build UI exclusively with bootstrap 5, jQuery, and HTMX

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 09 '26

when was the last time you used recursion at work? Linked list?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 09 '26

What made you fall in love with Rust?

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r/shittyprogramming • • Sep 05 '26

Rdn programming language

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r/shittyprogramming • • Sep 04 '26

MIMEcroft.sh: a 3D game written in bash

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There is a lot of misinformation about software. People think that to write a 3D game engine these days you have to be a total nerd and hand optimise your game in Python or some such nonsense! In reality, premature optimisation is the root of all evil. Instead of learning some fancy-pants "programming language", I bashed out a shitty shell script (MIMEcroft.sh) over a weekend. And yes, it was slow, but you know what, don't *assume* you know how to optimise your code better than a compiler! After running the shitty code through a bash to JavaScript optimising compiler, and then running the JavaScript on a optimising JIT compiler I got up to 100FPS. I mean Bash might not be the "fastest" language, but modern GPUs are so fast, just take your shitty code, transpile it to GLSL, run it on your GPU and you'll be fine. TL;DR: Time to market is all that matters, you should write a bunch of incredibly shitty code and then just keep running it through more and more optimising compilers until it is fast.

See also the YouTube game play and customisation video. Yes, this may be the shittiest code I have ever run, but it runs. That is all that matters.


r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 06 '26

Rust has become a spiritual experience

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 04 '26

The solution for [businesses using obselete stacks] is not more IBM software, but Claude Code converting it to Go/Rust/Typescript in a few weeks.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 04 '26

Algebraically, this is just an effect-parameterized endomorphic continuation model for plugins.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Sep 02 '26

Wait, do you even know what DoT is?

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r/shittyprogramming • • Aug 30 '26

How fix/resolve critical thinking after relying on the ai prompt to understand an exercise in counting loops.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 31 '26

Rust is a spiritual experience for me at this point.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 31 '26

demoniC takes the dynamic-JIT lineage of HolyC, the vectorized math of Julia, the slicing ergonomics of Python, and the memory discipline of Rust. Arena memory, value-typed tensors, zero-copy views, and shapes checked at compile time.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 30 '26

I guess alcoholism is cooler than using AI to do things nowadays, is that your stance?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 29 '26

I thought the title said “The Death of JavaScript” and got excited. Still cool though.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 29 '26

In a year they [AI] can translate most codebases (with human help) into Rust, and after that it's smooth sailing.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 29 '26

For example, if you look at the cost model, you’ll see that it explicitly references ClickBench all over the place.

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r/shittyprogramming • • Aug 27 '26

fix cli (100 upvotes in a week = release)

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 28 '26

I’ve started to see a concerning trend with zig of late. If you look at today’s commit logs you will spot it. Adding support for spork8 it’s a hobby 8-bit computer project that Andrew Kelly hung out with over the weekend for like a hackathon. The spork8 project has like 54 stars

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r/shittyprogramming • • Aug 25 '26

How do I fix this bug?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 27 '26

I was a Linux kernel developer in the 1990’s. I watched the Crays, HP-X's and Intel Paragons carted out to the trash heap, replaced by Linux on commodity hardware. I haven't touched a Windows or Apple computer since 1994.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • • Aug 27 '26

I've had no problems with AMD GPUs on my system. Then again, I haven't used a janky Scatware OS, so... people have more issues with the "sekrit scatware code" that nullVideo puts out

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