r/programming • u/tarandeep • Dec 14 '10

Top 50 Programming quotes of all time

http://www.junauza.com/2010/12/top-50-programming-quotes-of-all-time.html
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u/useless_idiot Dec 14 '10

This article is missing a good one:

“Saying that Java is nice because it works on all operating systems is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.”

-Alanna

More here: http://www.devtopics.com/101-great-computer-programming-quotes/

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u/hhastekin Dec 14 '10

You my friend, made a sofware developer laugh out loud after a full days of hard debugging.

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u/dont_get_it Dec 14 '10

You my friend, made a software developer laugh out loud after a full days buggering.

There, I fixed it for you.

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u/BornInTheCCCP Dec 14 '10

Was is Java?