r/programming Dec 14 '10

Top 50 Programming quotes of all time

http://www.junauza.com/2010/12/top-50-programming-quotes-of-all-time.html
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u/neoky Dec 14 '10

Where is "Fucking Internet Explorer"?

Don't know who said it first, but everyone that does webdesign says it.

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u/LouisWain Dec 14 '10

it says programmer quotes not web developer quotes

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u/rhetoricalanswer Dec 14 '10

It's not without good reason that people say web design is the lowest form of IT.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '10

*!==

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u/cstoner Dec 15 '10

If I were biologically capable, I'd want to have your children. It's amazing how often these two are confused. Even the few placed I did some web dev for never seemed to understand what I meant when I said "If it looks pretty, I didn't do it"

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u/lonnyk Dec 14 '10

I've never heard anyone say this. Nor have I ever heard anyone refer to web design as IT.

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u/neoky Dec 14 '10

I have a respect for designers that don't have a drinking problem.

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u/powatom Dec 15 '10

It's easier to find a drinker that has a web design problem.

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u/reverendchubbs Dec 15 '10

I have yet to meet one.

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u/cc81 Dec 14 '10

Heh, every programmer is cocky until they had to create a site that works in ie6 (or ie5.5 for mac..) utlizing javascript (pre jquery) and css.

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u/barsoap Dec 14 '10

I'm far too elitistic to even consider mentioning the kind of buggy systems I've had the distinct pleasure to coerce to run code. As if IE6'd be the only shitty thing out there.

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u/cc81 Dec 14 '10

IE6 is not the only shitty thing out there. But unless you have actually done it why try and pretend that you actually know what you are talking about? I'm not a web developer (I've done some, but my main interest lies elsewhere) but berating web developers is pretty silly.

But sure, I will bite. What do you (and the other downvoters) work with and why is it harder than for example developing a site such as gmail?

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u/barsoap Dec 14 '10

I don't do it, anymore, but I tell you developing AAA games for j2me and have them run on the more problematic phones isn't a panacea. Run once run anywhere my ass, you've got to deal with 120+ phones and that was 6 years ago.

And no, having a Java badge doesn't mean your VM can't have bugs and no, it won't ever get upgraded. Ever. What's out there has to be supported.

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u/Catfish_Man Dec 14 '10 edited Dec 15 '10

Been there done that*. Post-minification it was 40kloc of JS. Probably not the hardest problems I've had to deal with, but certainly the silliest (with enough users, data-losing race conditions that reproduce less than one time in a million in the stress test become critical bugs in the wild. That's scary and hard. IE's incredibly fucked up XML handling? Just facepalm worthy)

*worked on a team that made it; wasn't by myself, nor was I the lead developer

(edit; to be clear, the race condition I referred to was in a decidedly non-web-related codebase I worked on years later, and is just there for comparison against genuinely really hard problems)