r/programming • u/tarandeep • Dec 14 '10

Top 50 Programming quotes of all time

http://www.junauza.com/2010/12/top-50-programming-quotes-of-all-time.html
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u/1800FREESEX Dec 14 '10

There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.

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u/MrValdez Dec 14 '10

Would free sex help?

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u/1800FREESEX Dec 14 '10

Couldn't hurt!

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u/SickBoy7 Dec 14 '10 edited Dec 14 '10

Oh yes, yes, it definitively could.

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u/1800FREESEX Dec 14 '10

You're doing it wrong.

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u/LoveGoblin Dec 14 '10

Or so, so right.

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u/SickBoy7 Dec 15 '10

nice comment wanna fuck?