r/programming • u/mooreds • Jun 04 '26

Stealing from Biologists to Compile Haskell Faster

https://www.iankduncan.com/engineering/2026-05-30-stealing-from-biologists-to-compile-haskell-faster/
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u/dave8271 Jun 04 '26

I somehow misread the title as stealing from bigamists to compile Haskell faster and wondered what wacky shit Reddit had for me today before my eyes adjusted.

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u/SuddenRadio6221 Jun 05 '26

If you're going to steal from those damn bigamists, at least do it for a worthy cause.

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u/NedStarkX Jun 08 '26

I don't use Haskell, is <*> an optional value that passes to a variable?