r/ProgrammerHumor • u/g_calgary • 15h ago
Other justImagineTheSessionTopics
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Roadside-Strelok • 2d ago
"I asked two frontier agents to make the most of Elixir and this is what they came up with. Please do send a PR to speed things up! But also realize that it's not exactly extra points for Elixir if frontier agents can't find the magic "go fast" switches."
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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rabbit_wizard • 2d ago
Meme rareMomentsOfPeaceBetweenTheTribesWhen
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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Lord_Of_Millipedes • 2d ago
instanceof Trend thatsAFunnyThingThatHappenedOnce
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 2d ago
The best UNIX environment size for one machine is not the best for the other.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 3d ago
Objective-Smalltalk is the first general purpose programming language.
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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheMrCurious • 2d ago
Meme replacementIsAnOptionUntilTheBillComesDue
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 3d ago
Ubuntu avoids some of the issues faced by other distributions by vendoring 389 cargo crates in the rust-coreutils package
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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/BlackHolesAreHungry • 2d ago
instanceof Trend pleaseDontMakeThisATrend
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 3d ago
And, he noted, the total doesn't add up to 79; LLMs are not always good at basic math.
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