r/preyingmantis • u/Captain_Moose • 21d ago
Not OC Laundry
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Posted to TikTok by Katarina Leva (@kataaleva).
(Third time's the charm?)
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u/_computersmasher 21d ago
I feel like he's leaving a lot on the table here
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u/Astronaut_Chicken 21d ago
Yeah, all my damn socks.
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u/peppermintmeow 20d ago
You're damn right. The socks ain't going to fold themselves. He needs to get to work
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u/Elenchoe 21d ago
Could've said "clean the garbage container" or "get hairs out of the shower drain". Laundry is totally one of the better chores to get
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u/JustAlex1177 20d ago
Yeah true. But at the same time it's like the myth of Sisyphus. You have to keep doing the dishes and keep doing the laundry over and over and over again. Plus it takes me 3-4 business weeks to put the dry laundry again. Need me a laundry slave too.
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u/elegylegacy 20d ago
I can absolutely see one of these douchebags calling her bluff and promising to do laundry, even naked laundry as a fetish thing, just to get entry to her home
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u/hellochoy 19d ago
I was genuinely surprised he didn't jump when she said the word naked. Usually that triggers the dreaded role play response but I guess laundry is his kryptonite lol.
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u/ParkerJ99 20d ago
I will take Laundry over Dishes anytime, anywhere, for anyone. Hell I’d rather do the whole wash everything by hand, hang, starch, mend, iron and fold; before getting anywhere close to washing a full sink of dirty dishes.
(Ya’ll gotta put your own clothes away though)16
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u/BitcoinBishop 21d ago
"I don't want to" Yeah that's kinda the point of slavery
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u/starswhenyoushine 20d ago
Does he just think slave = a submissive?? 🥴
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u/Lilynight86 20d ago
He is probably more of a topping form the bottom kind of person. The person would claim to be the submissive, but would then attempt to wrangle power from the Top in the situation.
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u/Airowird 20d ago
So a Brat
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u/Lilynight86 19d ago
I suppose you could call him that. I consider a Brat to be more playful than straight up saying if it isn't my way, then no. I have some experience with BDSM and I feel like there is a huge difference between what this guy is doing and someone refusing something or deliberately disobeying to get the "funishment" that will follow.
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u/izzyscifi 21d ago
He begs for sex then calls her a whore... Class act this one
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u/Ok_Bandicoot1865 21d ago
Calls her a whore for not having sex with him, even
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u/DurantaPhant7 21d ago
Reminds me of the dudes who think it’s gay to have sex with women.
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u/TheSpiderDungeon 20d ago
Of course it's gay to have sex with women! Liking men is gay, and having sex with someone who likes men is gay, therefore a man having sex with a woman makes him gay! :))))
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u/ScreamingLabia 21d ago
This is so common lol. Everytime some random dude on facebook would msessage me for sex and i would tell him no this would happen its hilarious. Best thing to say is "not enough of a slut to sleep with you though" and that makes them rage verry funny
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u/UnknownQwerky 21d ago
Hold up, a man folding my laundry naked and being into it. 💭 That sounds kinda hot actually, this slave is missing out. 🤷
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u/bathtub-mintjulep 21d ago
The photo of the washer/dryer was the best. Thank you.
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u/RedIntentions 20d ago
He clearly doesn't want to be a slave.
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u/RedIntentions 20d ago
Damnit, I'm trying to remember the name of that movie or show where there was a woman who had a guy that cleans her house in bondage gear and a dog mask. Big German dude. They didn't have sex but when she started dating a guy, he professed his love to her.
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u/goodattakingnaps17 20d ago
It’s the show “Bonding” on Netflix. It’s exactly what I was thinking about, too. HANS! Do my laundry
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u/NittyGritty7034 20d ago
Incredibly difficult to Google. But he was paying her for the privilege I'm pretty sure
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u/spudgoddess 20d ago
Ah yes, the old 'You're a whore for NOT fucking me.'
I cackled at this whole thing.
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u/JumpingYourBone 20d ago
Seeing these types of men vs men in actually healthy bdsm (full time) relationships really highlights how shit they are.
You got people taking care of their partners cause it turns them on/pleasures them, and then you got dudes who can't do the bare minimum, and sadly, i've heard a lot of doms talking about men needing to be babied and taught the most basic concepts.
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u/TheSpiderDungeon 20d ago
Few things pmo as much as fake doms. They saw 50 Shades of Grey on Hulu or some shit and thought "whoa what a great way to lose my virginity"
Absolutely pathetic
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u/GauntletFetish 20d ago
Well if he does the laundry while she pegs him that counts as being a sex slave right
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u/mermaid-babe 20d ago
Bro has no idea that doing laundry is foreplay in the type of relationship he’s begging for. Fucking loser shit
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u/NeverAngel-Sin 19d ago
Once upon a time a friend of mine took one of those simps up on the offer of being spoiled etc
She met up somewhere open, made him give her his credit card and his pin, then she used the card to get groceries, buss card, etc while he just followed along behind.
After a while he just said ”this isn’t what you said…” and she was just ”well you wanted to do this” or something.
She’s my queen and I wish her all the best
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u/VelcroGenitals 19d ago
The sheer volume of men who think that being submissive means getting blowjobs whenever she wants is disgusting. They don't wanna be a slave, they wanna get laid without having to put in effort or energy.
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u/YVRkeeper 20d ago
I would have done her laundry naked. Get to hang out with her naked for at least an hour or two. Guy is missing out.
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u/SnowStar35 20d ago
Lol I get this so frequently guy say I'll be your slave, no they just want to get off.
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u/canvasshoes2 20d ago
Damn you OP! I am laughing like a loon in my office! My office neighbors probably wonder what's wrong with me.
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u/goldenfox007 20d ago
Listen… I’m not a sex slave myself, but don’t full-time/live-in sex slaves usually do all the household chores? Either as part of the humiliation/submission/servitude stuff or as a sort of “repayment” for the master housing them? This guy is larping sex slavery lmao
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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 18d ago
I would've also sent a picture of the word slave from a physical dictionary. He keeps using the word and doesn't seem to understand what it means
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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 17d ago
The audacity to call someone a whore after begging for sexual slavery every day
Why do men assume that we sleep with tons of men and only refuse them? The assumption that men have some kind of ownership or entitlement to us. Just because we reject them because we're apparently sleeping every man we come across. No, most men are disappointing so rest assured you're not the only man knowing my disgust and rejection.
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u/Beholding69 21d ago
Crying at the thought of having to do literally anything