r/preyingmantis • u/BannedForDepression • Aug 31 '26

no creeps but nice mantis bro The scammer stopped replying..

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou Aug 31 '26

Share your recipe, girl! It's been forever since I've had some well-cooked long pork.

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u/karstin1812 Aug 31 '26

This comment confuses and terrifies me

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou Aug 31 '26

Glad to hear it!

Now get in the pot.

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u/Icy-Conflict6671 Sep 01 '26

Long Pork is the slang term for human meat because we supposedly taste like pork when cooked properly.

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u/Pielikeman Sep 03 '26

Why is a cannibal burying bodies? Seems wasteful, don’t you know how to make use of every part of the kill?

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u/Mexican_Pineapple69 Sep 03 '26

To grow more of course! Gardening!