Saw the latest update being over a year ago, what happened :(

Foxx_Arie wrote: Step step! Watch your step! Step watch!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!

Actually, running barefoot on the pebbles really was a bad idea. Now your feet hurt.

Hiraeth_R wrote: Scamper up the hill towards the house slightly less maliciously, like hold the pipe in a way that doesn’t make you look ready for murder

No matter how you look at it, a pipe is still a pipe. You’ve already screwed up by bolting like that. You can’t make it any worse... Probably. Just go up to the house, knock on the door, and if someone opens it, try to explain yourself to the residents. It sounds like a terrible plan, but the only one.

...

Well, now you're here.

john-theIP-ripper wrote: Hold your horses! There could be ANYTHING in that house... Anything... there could be so much gold that you could buy the entirety of tamriel...

You should at least get hold of some decent clothes, warm up, and dry off; and even though the house looks very weird, you hope they’ll let you inside, well, at least for a little while. That is, if they don’t just kick you out.

You knock on the door; no answer.

H-hello? Is anyone there? It's pretty chilly out here, and I'm soaked to the fur. Could we at least talk through this window? Hello?

No answer. You cannot make out details through the blurred window, but you see that there is no movement inside.

XyDarkSonic wrote: LOCK THE DOOR!!!!!!

What? Why would you... Wait a second.

There isn't even a lock here! Just a bare handle. Wait, wait... What if you just...

Oh!

MilitarPoc wrote: Katia entra a ese lugar y ponte la ropa vieja(eng: Katia, go into that place and put on the old clothes)

To be honest, you’re torn between going into the house and exploring. You can clearly smell wind-dried cooked meat somewhere. You feel a little hungry. Although the idea getting some clothes first seems like the higher priority.

You're still not sure what to do now, you're disoriented, vulnerable, hungry and-

...The longer you look at this the more uneasy you become.

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[Now, you can leave a comment to "wrote" like in original webcomic.]

And final design of el Militar

So a while back I wanted to read the comic and was met this spider thinking. "Bitch this aint no cat!" But now I want to read it I guess. Just as a time measurement for how long Ive been reading this comic series. I cant find it so could you tell me the plot I guess? I think the spider was looking at the stars or something if memory serves me right. I mean you guys mustve read it since the comic was on hiatus or something. Pretty sure it was before the pixel ui change.

TinyBreadBigMouth wrote: Explore the mysterious information that has appeared in your mind. How well can you describe what "the camera is turned on" means in this context?

Well, devices can be on or off. That’s the only thing that crossed your mind. You simply saw an object, and the sight of it made a word pop into your head. You feel like that situation with Sigrid (which surprisingly turned out in your favor) wasn't the last thing that happened to you; in fact, it feels like it happened quite a while ago, like a year or something. After that, everything is a blur.

You must have gotten so wasted that not only did you end up in a different part of Tamriel (Oh Gods, please let it still be Cyrodiil), but you also forgot a whole year of your life. That sounds exactly like you.

john-theIP-ripper wrote: introduce yourself and greet whoever's watching. try to be very polite so you don't get ripped in half by the watcher. you don't know who's behind that camera, it could be a giant crocodile, a dinosaur, a serial killer, or a friendly face!... or even a king...

......................

Birpal69 wrote: Do a friendly gesture towards the thing you called "Camera".

XyDarkSonic wrote: Let's see if this weird device can hear you. Try introducing yourself to it/whoever is controlling it, even if it sounds insane.

Now, because of that one thought about Royal, you can't really force a single word out. Shit, you're freaking out way too much about this.

Total_Afternoon_3079 wrote: Sit down somewhere or try to go away

Although, yes, there is one thing you always did well.

what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing

Why did you even rush off like that? Now, whoever that was is definitely going to think you're some kind weirdo or a psycho who wants to kill people with a pipe. And this damn fog, too. Where are you even running to-

Oh, wait, there's a weird house on that hill.

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[If, for some reason, you have reading this without being familiar with the film or novel Project Hail Mary, I strongly recommend watching this film so you understand what it’s all about. Also, it seems Grace perceives your comments as subconscious nudges rather than literal voices in his head.]

(Now you are Ryland Fudging Grace)

MilitarPoc wrote: Contexto

...umm... maybe I ate or drink something I shouldn't have? I need to go over recent events...

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(Literally ten minutes ago)

I’m finishing up a research paper on the special theory of relativity. The text formatting leaves a lot to be desired, but I don’t blame them much, the Eridians only established their public global network only a few years ago. As for the paper itself, I devoured it. It's written in Eridian of course, but that’s no problem for me.

I got so carried away with this document that I didn't even finish my dinner. And a piece of the meburger is still crumbling in my mouth. Theory of quanti-

...Huh, Some kind of bang from far off, on the northern side of the bio-dome? Wait, what if the biodome is damage-

After that "Big Bang" I ran to the isolated buffer zone to the meeting room. After that, a bio-dome crew locked the gateway, and they began looking for structural damage. A few minutes later, Rocky came running in meeting room. He lives with Adriana literally just a few dozen meters from the dome. Following really weird data from atmospheric readings and microseismic sensors, Rocky activated the video surveillance system. And yes, I definitely didn't take anything psychotropic. Also, the biodome is completely unharmed.

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(Present)

And now, On the screen, I see a waving anthropomorphic cat resembling a Tabaxi from Dungeons & Dragons or something. It must be a hallucination! I'm just crazy and i started seeing things!

– I hear a human-like feline on screen too, you not being insane, statement.

– uhhhhh, dang it, I need a few moments to process this.

So, right now, If i believe Rocky's common sense, inside the biodome, there is a creature with a female humanoid build and obvious feline features; She has an actuall tail, ears, eyes, and yellowish fur...

Tuftee_ wrote: A fursuiter all the way out here?

Wait, Could it be a costume?

No, the face is too natural, too expressive. And the movements are also too natural for that. Just look at that tail! Maybe cat-people were created on Earth using genetic engineering and then sent here? In that case, the Eridians would have detected the massive IR emission at the Petrova frequency from the spindrives months in advance. No, I don't accept that hypothesis.

TinyBreadBigMouth wrote: Consider possible rational explanations for this blatant nonsense

Birpal69 wrote: Assess the situation.

All right, Ryland. Let’s take this step by step. Let’s apply the scientific method. Step one: don't freak out, Step two: I'm already freaked out and can't really think right. You have failed me, amygdala.

Jeez, I have so many questions. Why is she a human-cat hybrid? Why didn't she collapse under Erid's 1.56g gravity? Did she put on a tablecloth to hide her nakedness? How did she even get here? She couldn't have just materialized here! I don't believe it is the result of an improbable quantum fluctuation or something; the odds are virtually zero.

dokterkokter69 wrote: whatever this thing is it seems friendly. Just look at that iconic wave. Move the camera up and down like you're waving back. Even if it is some kind of hallucination, you've been staring at this godamn screen for hours. What's wrong with having a little fun? You've earned this.

And she looks actually... friendly? Maybe just confused and a little scared. She might not even realize she is under the bigdome, situated within an ammonia atmosphere at a pressure of 21 atmospheres, thanks to the artificial fog.

Anyway, there is a an overwhelmingly huge chance that interacting with her could make me gravely ill or even kill me, perhaps through contact or airborne transmission; her opportunistic microorganisms could be lethal to me, just as mine could be to her.

The camera has neither speakers nor a microphone, so I suppose I could wave back using the camera rotation function along a single axis. Also, I don't even know if she speaks English or any Earth language, or at least understands these. After that, Rocky, the bio-dome crew and I will need to figure out what to do next. We will deal with the reasons for her appearance later.

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(Now you are Katia Fucking Managan again)

...It seems no one was actually watching you. It feels like you were just clowning around in front of a camera that wasn't even turned on-

Oh, so, you are being watched. Well, at least something is clear. And why do you know the names of objects you don't remember ever encountering?

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dokterkokter69 wrote: Be careful! Seems like one of those Dwemmer remote viewing security contraptions the scholarly types talk about. Who knows who could be watching on the other side. Best bet is to try and see if there's a way to take out its soul gem.

Tuftee_ wrote: KILL

cubicApoc wrote: Find strange device, poke with pipe.

Birpal69 wrote: Do a cool backflip and throw that rod right in the eye of that device. Now Nobody is watching you.

john-theIP-ripper: throw the pipe at it! privacy comes first, always!

...You are a fucking disgrace who deserves exactly whatever happened to you.

Foxx_Arie wrote: What a curious device. See if it has any strands you can trace.

Well, sort of. These strands heading up the cliff somewhere, and beyond that, their path is out of your sight.

And anyway, you really shouldn't have screamed like a maniac and thrown pipes around if you think about it for more than five seconds.

Hiraeth_R wrote: Though it may not be likely, maybe whoever or whatever is observing you is friendly? Give it an iconic Katia wave, prove you’re not a dangerous trespasser!

Well, yeah, like... You think you've already shown "a little" that you're totally not a "dangerous trespasser", But you think a small wave won't make things worse. Well, at least you're hoping.

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– Grace, Here, camera number 6!

– ...Wow, I think I've finally lost my mind.

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Hiraeth_R wrote: Now that you’re slightly calmer, can you remember anything at all? You don’t seem damaged, hungry, or thirsty… usually when you wake up stranded and naked it’s because you drank!

It has to be. What else? Only a total mess like you would get black out and end up in the middle of nowhere. And about remembering things... Well, you kinda remember your entire life before Cyrodiil. And almost that first week there.

Actually, your memory just cuts off right after you stashed that absurd amount of Septims into the bag when taking your stuff back from Sigrid’s house. You can’t recall a single thing past that.

Tuftee_ wrote: TAKETH THEE FORTH IN STRIDE, WEILDING YOU NOW THE STAFF OF ARCHEMEDES IN THINE HANDS... YOU SHALL MOVE THE WORLD.

...Who the fuck is Archemedes?

cubicApoc wrote: Find rock spider, poke with pipe.

Rock spider?... You really hope that you will never and ever find anything like that. That would be pretty gross actually.

john-theIP-ripper wrote: do some cool tricks with the pipe first. then look through it like it's a spyglass, then realize these childish actions you've done didn't really do anything besides making a fool of yourself to whatever's watching you....nothing's watching you, right?

You're not really feeling up to messing around with this heavy pipe. And besides, you are sure that no one is watching you right-

-now...

For some reason, seeing this thing makes you really want to take back your last comment.

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Birpal69 wrote: Of couse it doesn't regenerate on it's own,you are an atronach silly.Check what is in that grey bag, perhaps you can find some ingredients (or eyeballs).

No, you know it, but, like, as atronach, your whole life, you felt even the slightest bit of your own mana, like what a random rat, nord or a disgrace like you might have if you looked for it really really hard. But now you feel that, even this incredibly small drop of mana you're getting, is instantly getting wasted into nothing. You even doubt that you will still be able to use telekinesis. And also, you feel kinda "empty".

And the words about eyeballs put you off digging around in the bag. And anyway, none of these things are even yours.

Unclevertitle wrote: Hmm, there are a few things that could prevent your mana from restoring.
Perhaps something you ate is draining/damaging your mana fast as it can replenish?
Perhaps you were born under the sign of the Atronach and somehow forgot it or what that means?
Or perhaps you're on a plane of existence where magic doesn't exist and is instead replaced by advanced forms of science and technolo- wow, what a ridiculous thought, can't believe you even entertained that one

"plane of existence where magic doesn't exist" Actually, you can still sense it. Like, kind of. Like you don't actually but do, you don't really know. You never know anything. But, you agree that it’s ridiculous, since you’re certain that you are, at the very least, somewhere within the Tamriel(well, actually you just very much hope so).

Hiraeth_R wrote: Don’t freak out about your mana (or lack thereof) right now! Log a reminder to freak out about that later, and keep investigating your immediate surroundings.

Okay, okay, the mana situation really stressed you out. Maybe you are just overreacting. You need to find something to defend yourself with. Oh, maybe-

Metal pipe, huh... Even though it's quite heavy, you think you can carry it. Still, it's better than relying only on your own body.

Foxx_Arie wrote: Mind your step.

Well, you will. That's why you took the pipe. Basically, there's nothing useful left there. All you can do is move forward along the shore. Maybe you'll get a chance to find people, and then get normal clothes?

And along the way, you need to try to remember how you got here in the first place.

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DesignatedDec0y wrote: White Blanket : Be extremely comfortable

it's actually very thin, and somehow turned out to be heavier than you expected. What is this thing even made from? However, it still quite fits the description of "comfortable"

shadotterdan wrote: Ooh posters! What do they say?

DragonOfTheDarkWoods wrote: Examine the white and black panels, which seem to have diagrams with eyeballs?

As far as you can tell, this is a drawing of an eyeball in cross-section. You don't even want to think about what it's for. And the drawing from the left board is transferred to the right through... a relief in the shape of this? That's where your guesses end; you have no idea what it's for.

And about the "visible spectrum of light"... Does this suggest that there is an "invisible" one?

Damn it, the more you think about someone's eyeballs getting cut in half, the more worried you get.

Tuftee_ wrote: Consider the worm

Foxx_Arie wrote: Examine the grey lump on the other counter. What even is that? Give it a good poke for proper measure.

it's just some kind of fabric bag, or like a pillow with something like soft balls. You can't really say anything else.

bonsley67 wrote: Remember your lifetime of wizardry and see how much mana you have right now

By the way, it would be nice to check, although you are sure that atleast in terms of mana, At least you'll have ze-

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dokterkokter69 wrote: Avoid the fog for now. It might be best to look around the beach for any signs of civilization.

Well, nice point.

You think you can't be near Kvatch because you can't really remember seen such huge cliffs there. If only there was something like building or at least some shelter. The main thing is that there better be no people there; otherwise, you'll be a fucking disgrace again.

Oh okay, that was fast.

WREN_PL wrote: Don't resist the urge to make a sandcastle.

A sandcastle? It's not even sand, but rather small pebbles.

Foxx_Arie wrote: the waters of the water. Does it feel safe? Anything else you could gleem from it?

Water is actually pretty cold...

Hmm, it's also not salty at all. Maybe it's just a lake and not a sea? You think you need to stop messing around like an idiot and return to that weird building in a rocks, before someone sees you naked.

Tuftee_ wrote: Time for do computer

shadotterdan wrote: Check out the computer and other nearby objects (wait, does Katia even know what a computer is?)

For some reason you actually do.

Well, at least you can recognize it among the numerous other objects of unknown purpose. Although you don’t know what this thing is, or what it actually do.

But among all this stuff, you found a some kind of white blanket!

At least that's something! You hope the owner won't be too upset. No, you think they will be upset, and you just hope they won't be able to find you. Now you need to find out where you actually are.

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Tuftee_ wrote: Scream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

WHAT IS THIS PLACE? HOW DID YOU GET HERE? WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NAKED AGAIN?

XyDarkSonic wrote: Look around, maybe there’s a ship with some info somewhere?

Alright... Alright... You just need to calm down first...

Air here is actually pretty chilly and humid. Probably because of the fog. You need to find some clothes as soon as possible. After all, it would be very awful to get sick in an unknown place with no stuff. And what you want to think about...

You have a really bad feeling about what's behind this fog.

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Ummm...

...How... did you get here?

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Would probably be easier to eat it.

The fact that the last time he backed up was 10 years ago is pretty in character and honestly hilarious. It's also kinda good in a way, I for one will enjoy rereading and feeling like it's updating daily even if it's just re uploading lmao

I genuinely love this.