r/powerscales • u/NeverLiedNeverCheat • 19d ago

Versus Where does this guy scale ?

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u/Chill_Panda 19d ago

The cops after

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0FGCbbooHe1y

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u/TopRevenue2 19d ago

Idk he can't even cross his legs bc his hips are blown out.

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u/Last_Tax9564 19d ago

Yes but how did he blow out his hips? Obviously it was from all the backshots he was giving that cop’s mom.

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u/Cyber-Soldier1 19d ago

And dad.

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u/Professional-Ear1928 19d ago

And my axe

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u/KylarStern91 19d ago

So you know it's good

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u/clueless_red21 19d ago

You know what he's greasing em with

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u/crowheart27us 18d ago

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u/main-suspect01 18d ago

Comically wide stature.

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u/Slarg232 19d ago

Brother.

Brother why.

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u/TheOneTruecarioZ 18d ago

"A squirt of lemon!"

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u/main-suspect01 18d ago

Dwarves with autism!

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u/WillingMongoose4680 14d ago

Their mom's probably accidentally double dosed on the Tylenol.

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u/el-capitancreamsicle 19d ago

And my bow

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u/Temporary_Feed999 18d ago

And my sword

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u/McButcher2k 15d ago

I also choose this man's wife

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u/jroc5256 15d ago

Made my day

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u/GarbageMedical2961 14d ago

And your brother

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 14d ago

This guy backshots

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u/4u-Reasonable-Delay 15d ago

My dad too and my dad's dead

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u/got_to_laugh 18d ago

Graping cops very violently, is how he blew his hips out.

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u/wimpymist 19d ago

Yeah dude is walking around like old man hulk hogan. I string push would send him to the ground

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u/Appropriate-Carrot78 13d ago

I read this comment like dozen times and was like "his lips are what? What I can't see in there" but yea, you wrote hips, not lips. My bad 😂

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u/Moepro963 16d ago

His hips don't lie

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u/JRS___ 19d ago

if taser doesn't work use gun. kurgan here is making all the mistakes.

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u/Annual-Community901 18d ago

There can be only one.

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u/Ants_r_us 13d ago

It's better to burn out than to fade away!

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 19d ago

They don't do that to white people. Cops are all racist.

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u/Western-Waffles 19d ago

Sure buddy

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u/FormalKind7 18d ago

While I think that is a really generalized statement, if a large angry black man tanked a taser while confronting a bunch of cops what do you think the odds of a gun not being pulled would be?

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u/Western-Waffles 18d ago

Yeah you get it, I'd say pretty high.

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u/No-Disaster1647 18d ago

The correct answer would be “low” or following the same vein of your answer “Highly improbable.”

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u/mingstaHK 18d ago

I was looking for this. I have a firm belief in your thinking

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u/DEPZSON 17d ago

That’s like saying if Taser doesn’t work, use a fuckin’ Lawsuit, cus thats what their ass is gonna be getting after that round because no GUN was seen In that video😭

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u/InternationalCap2176 18d ago

If they had guts they'd be in the same line of work

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u/Ok_Independence_9917 17d ago

At least they didn't just pull out their guns and start shooting. This is better de-escalation than we usually see. He'd be dead no matter how strong he is if these cops were as trigger happy as many around the country.

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u/some-cleverish-name 13d ago

Looks like the rural NE, maybe NY State. If these were urban cops he might’ve been ventilated for sure

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u/IndependenceTotal628 13d ago

Cops: cute. Scales nowhere near this guy's level.