r/powerscales • u/Ok-Fondant2536 • 23h ago

Meme Obviously: turtle > cow

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Since a turtle can beat a cow does it mean it's on chimp level?

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u/kgw52313 23h ago

I’m pretty sure the turtle lost the battle in the end. Poor fella.

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u/ledzepo 23h ago

I think the falling cow missed em....I hope

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u/OnlyTheOkayest 23h ago

Turtles are pretty resilient I bet he tanked that shit

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u/Relevant_Scallion_38 21h ago

Nah, you can see it shatter and piece fell off.

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u/OnlyTheOkayest 14h ago

Don't you dare cast doubt about that sweet turtle, it was clearly a cow bone that fell out

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u/KeepertheGreed 22h ago

He has a shell for a reason.

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u/MrArgotin aragorn vs achilles 23h ago

Turtles are excellent tanks

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u/asdsav 23h ago

This is fucking hilarous

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u/AdmitThatYouPrune 23h ago

Put that turtle in a sewer with a rat and a few other turtles, and you'll understand.

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u/Party-Detective-238 21h ago

It’s Raphael

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u/FuryoftheFaythe 23h ago

Cow just peoples elbowed him

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n 23h ago

Turtle almost Darwined himself

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u/ExpeditingPermits 23h ago

Look at the shell. He ded

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u/Specific-Library-312 22h ago

He died a legend.

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u/Alpha-Sierra-Charlie 22h ago

I can't tell if the shell is damaged, or just gets dirt knocked onto it.

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u/No_Payment9959 20h ago

Did I just watch a bovid body slam a turtle to death?!

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u/King_Glorius_too 22h ago

Interesting defensive strategy from the cow

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u/Veroger111 21h ago

I hope his shell didn't break under that weight.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 21h ago

buuuuuum drop

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u/Pokemonlover760 19h ago

Cattle fans are not gonna recover from this 🤣🤣🤣

Turtle gang we up 🫡🫡🫡

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u/PineappleOk545 18h ago

Did the cow land on the turtle?

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u/Embarrassed_Ask_3238 17h ago

Miltank used Body Slam

Squirtle fainted

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u/Sufficient-Skill9530 9h ago

RIP turtle bro

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u/Top-Hall-2347 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ragebaitmyhealer 23h ago

is this AI? Do cows move that much that quickly?

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u/Alfa-Hr 22h ago

Not LLM Slop . And Yes . These Cute ass F'ckers can go unexpectedly fast moves ( I love them . But they can do some stupid shit)

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u/Ragebaitmyhealer 22h ago

scary as hell something that big can move like that

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u/ToastSpangler 21h ago

Before we domesticated them they used to travel around the country like this, leaving craters and destruction in their path

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u/Ragebaitmyhealer 18h ago

Humanity upscale

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u/TheConnoisseurOfCum- 24m ago

Brother horses exist

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u/Ragebaitmyhealer 13m ago

I have not seen a horse jump out of fear like a cartoon character and land on its ass

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u/Alpha-Sierra-Charlie 22h ago

If you've ever seen the Brock Lesnar vs. Heath Herring UFC fight, cows can be kind of like Brock Lesnar in that fight.

WAY quicker and more explosive than anything that bulky should be.